Toilet Paper - An Original Limerick
When wiping your bottom each day,
There's no telling how much you'll pay.
If paper were free
There'd be nary a tree,
So go get yourself a bidet.
Write a limerick of your own, and join in the fun! Here's the link to @lymmerik's contest. Follow him!
For realz! We should all get bidets!
Not that's I've ever used one.😏
Not to worry, honey. We'll buy one of those fancy Japanese toilets with STEEM profits.
@carrieallen,
I hope to have profits in SBD one day, So far So good! I love Steemit!
Where is your limerick? Huh?
@Lymmerik
Lol! I'm working on it... kinda. I like to think over things until... BAM! 😵It just hits me. Waiting on this limerick to smack me right in the face. 😉
02caieallen,
I hear ya! I'm waiting with baited breath!
@Lymmerik
Congratulations, you have won the daily @OriginalWorks resteem contest!
Sweet! 😁😳🤜🤛 Thanks, @originalworks!
oh @chrisroberts!
That one made me laugh! That is the point of a limerick now isn't it!
Thanks for your submission! hop you have a great day!
I am following you already!
@Lymmerik
BTW, @chrisroberts,
how'd you get those upvotes and I only have .13$? Lol! conhrats/
Thanks!
It may look like a lot, but most of those upvotes aren't really worth anything. Carrie and I both use @minnowbooster when we have a good post that needs more exposure. You send them 5 SBD and you get an upvote worth slightly more than that. Win/win. We also use @randowhale. If you get good timing with him, it pays off as well.
It's a bit of a grind, and I'm lucky that @carrieallen spends more time steeming than me. We've been pretty lucky, but it's also taken consistency and hard work...
And a LOT of commenting.
Thanks for re-steeming!
@chrisroberts
i just hit up @randowhale and now I'll go to @minnowbooster. thanks for the info!
@Lymmerik
Dude, I already saw the results on your post! Awesome! Getting some good curation - Keep it up!
@chrisroberts got you a $9.17 (4.0%) @minnowbooster upgoat, nice! (Image: pixabay.com)
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Can I get some upvotes on that @originalworks comment? I'd love to win that daily resteem contest...
Jeez, I just realized how weird all this might sound to a non-steemian. 😅 😂 🤣
Thanks, @reggaemuffin!
Most impressive! I actually forgot to tag you, but you got to me anyway!
@minnowbooster,
Thanks for the upgoat!
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Hee, hee, hee... really made me laugh!
Thanks! Glad to brighten your day.
Haha, nice one! In my country there are actually bidets in most middle to upper class bathrooms. It's just something that stuck after immigrants from Europe came during the oil boom some decades ago.
Trust me, the things are legit.
I really need to get one. @carrieallen uses way too much TP. 😆