Candy! - 3 Limericks - The Daily Limerick #27

in #poetry • 6 years ago

As I've gotten older, my love for candy has only grown. Is that a problem?

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Welcome to the #DailyLimerick! It's candy day!

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I had a request yesterday to write about The Weather... but I'm gonna put that off for a day or two...

Because candy!

On to the delicious limericks!

Twizzlers

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That's true. If you're not familiar with Twizzlers, when cracked open, the bag fills the room with an impossible-to-resist fruity aroma.

Milk Chocolate vs. Dark Chocolate

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Seriously. If you prefer milk chocolate over dark chocolate, you should probably just unfollow me right now.

My All-Time Favorite

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Skittles for the win! If you live in a country that doesn't have Skittles, I feel sorry for you.

If you'd like to suggest a topic for tomorrow's #dailylimerick, I'd be happy to hear from you. Share your own candy limerick in the comments, and if I like it I'll reward you with some SBD!



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     6 years ago 

    I usually don't like to eat
    A lot stuff that goes under "sweet"
    Call me a nut
    Which likes my gut
    But skittles are really a treat

    Have a sweet day :)

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     6 years ago 

    Thanks! Don't worry. I didn't know moderation when I was a kid :)

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     6 years ago 

    Skittles for me
    Skittles for you
    How I enjoy each chew
    All the best! Positive Energy! Great Karma! Sweet Post! Your Friend @extraterrestrial :)

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     6 years ago 

    When I was little I used to cram my mouth full of skittles to see if I could actually taste the rainbow. :D

    Thanks!

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     6 years ago 

    Pity me then for I be
    in a skittle-less country
    Oh, my dad did bring
    a Costco sized bin,
    But they lasted just a week.

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     6 years ago 

    I do pity you! I'll try to figure out a way to send you a candy care package without paying fifty bucks for shipping. Is there a blockchain shipping company yet?

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     6 years ago 

    We could fill a container with ShipChain!

    I am starting to worry about the last package - do we have any numbers or anything to maybe track it or reference it if I call the Customs' Office?

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       6 years ago 

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