Post About Nothing

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Again it is the time to invent something to write about. On most days I have thousand and one ideas, but today isn't one of those days. Today I have nothing. Nothing moving in my brain. Absolutely nothing.

There is though the thing what I promised. To compose a song that I could play with my egg slicer. But the thing is that I haven't even started to tune my egg slicer and then there's also the fact that composing a melody and inventing the lyrics is pretty hard for me.

Aaaaaaah!

Lyrics.

Impossible because I truly have nothing in my brain.

Nothing.

I wonder if I could compose a song about nothing?

^{Hector - Nothing (A Song For The Unemployed)}

^{Monday: nothing
Tuesday: nothing
Wednesday, Thursday: nothing
Friday: nothing
Saturday: nothing
Sunday: also nothing}

^{January: nothing
February: nothing
March, April, May: nothing
June, July, August, September, October: nothing
November and December: nothing}

^{Parliament: nothing
Government: nothing
Municipal Councils: nothing
Two hundred times zero equals nothing
When no one and anything does nothing}

^{Coalition: nothing
Democrats: nothing
Christians and Centre party: nothing
Swedes, communists and liberals: nothing
Constitutionals: nothing}

^{U.S.A: nothing
Europe: nothing
Soviet Union: nothing
Africa and China and what else is there
Finland on the side: nothing}

^{When I am out of job and you are out of job
But never mind 'cause we are nothing
To the West or to the East, we are truly nothing
When no one does absolutely nothing}

^{Vodka is nothing
Pills and tablets: nothing
Shaver blade: that's also nothing
The Bible: nothing
Capital: nothing
And Disney: that's also nothing}

^{Do come to us
We bake to you
A bread that is nothing
One better hope
That the poor will learn
That small handouts are nothing}

Hmph.

Someone else beat me to it.
At least now I know what to do for the rest of the day.
Play this song and sing it with English lyrics.

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