Squirrel Kind are benevlent and generous! Help us to make right!

No Nutz Shall Go UNVENGED!!!

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Much talk of many nutz. So many have taken danutz from rightful Squirrel kind. They seeks to fight us most nasty way!

This shall not be 'lowwed

We shall ever be 'torious and no nut shall go unvenged! The farious doggo-kind will be stopped and made pay for their horrible stoled of the nutz. They claim many things of virtue, but all are cover for their evil wayz.

@murphydog, @arrelaine13 (doggo part at least), and @goodboy.dimi - I know your sikrit wayz and will spose you for the villunz you are!

@jbrrd - I havenot fergotten you, and you too will sufferz as compliss!

In epic alliance with a hooman known to me, @discordiant, I shall be enlisted the aid of other peoples to join our cause. Many hooman help the wild animals who would help the Squirrel People get more nutz.

I has seen the $ thing at bottom of screen, and this means hooman money. I will be using this silly hooman money for which a good Squirrel has no need to keep for a good cause. All the rightful tribute I receev here shall go to a group of hoomans who help animal kind. This will get us many all-eyes.

Tributes shall go to this place by way of hooman @discordiant:

Southwest Wildlife Foundation of Utah - gowildlife.org

See that us Squirrel People are not the villunz and we shall help many. We shall save danutz, and stop the farious woofers and their all-eyes.

Your fearless warrior,

Rezident Sneeky Squirrel and Captan Squirrel Army

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