Julian Assange is a straight white male, and therefore he is an oppressor. Anyone who believes otherwise is a Nazi, and under my leadership will spend a lot of time in re-educational facilities.

However, he is a useful idiot, and I will have a lot of fun parading him in chains through the city of London, whilst the revolutionary workers hurl stones at him.

Because only WE in the labour party are tolerant, peaceful and loving.

You can find out more in my new manifesto here

The Rt Hon. Jeremy Corbyn MP