FREE SBD : The Best Joke Competition !
Lets spread some laughter. Tell an original joke or create a funny and original meme to win.
Rules
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- Upvoted this post
- Place your joke in the comment section
- I will accept an original funny meme
- I am looking for originality not a copy and paste of a joke / meme you found online
The winner receives 25 % of the SBD paid out from this post
I will be sending a couple bid bots to help boost the payout !
The more upvotes and participates we get the higher the amount of SBD you win so resteeming to reach as many as possible is in your best interest but is not required to enter the competition.
Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving your resistance to disease. Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, the body's natural feel-good chemicals. Endorphins promote an overall sense of well-being and can even temporarily relieve pain. Source
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When Chuck Norris joined best joke contest, he said "Joking" and everyone died from laughing. Literally died from laughing.
Good one .. can't go wrong with a Chuck Norris joke.
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Nice one, thanks for the entry and good luck !
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i just thought of this now,
hopefully nobody else thought of this before
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what cat can jump higher than a house ?
any cat because houses don't jump.
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana ;)))
Good One !
Hey I just got paid from your bounty post last week! thanks!
Your welcome, steembounty is an interesting project. That was the first time I used one on my post. I will no doubt use it again sometime. I was thinking I should have placed one on this competition and let the Bounty bot distribute the winnings. I may do that next week.
You any good at creating memes or jokes ? Post one up and you could win some SBD :) If your interested here is a site that makes meme creating very easy. The pictures are already there for you to use. You just need to type in the caption.
https://imgflip.com/memegenerator
Do i post the meme on my blog and post the link here or should i just post the meme directly here??
That is up to you. I will accept the entry in either case.
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One day, Jacob, a mathematician, went back home at 3 a.m. and got scolded by his wife.
“You’re late! You said you’d be home by 11:45!”
“No,” Jacob replies nonchalantly, “I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12. That's 3, did you fail your math?”
Nevertheless, he was banished to the living room's couch for the night.
Nice one, very clever.
I am going to try that on the wife the next time I am out until 3 A.M.