A Gentle Nerd

A Gentle Nerd had a magic 8 ball that they would often annihilate It is a surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

A Gentle Nerd desperately looked for a vibrator that they would smash. It would be a peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator having that done to it

A Gentle Nerd desperately wanted a dildo that they liked to embrace. This seems a funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to choose.

A Gentle Nerd desired a bag of flour that they would put down their trousers. It should have been an astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was sublime. A bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

A Gentle Nerd found a can of Tango that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been an astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

A Gentle Nerd wanted a custard pie that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A custard pie was the thing that was chosen.