dumb-shit (43)in #unicorn • 22 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Depressed UnicornDepressed Unicorn desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would demolish. This is certainly a fairly exciting…dumb-shit (43)in #pigeon • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Weary PigeonWeary Pigeon desperately desired a set square that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a…dumb-shit (43)in #unicorn • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Colourful UnicornColourful Unicorn desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a…dumb-shit (43)in #unicorn • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Lonely UnicornLonely Unicorn wanted a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly an astonishing action…dumb-shit (43)in #baby • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Hungry BabyHungry Baby desperately craved for a helmet that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a curious exercise…dumb-shit (43)in #monkey • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Bewildered MonkeyBewildered Monkey desired a cheese grater that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly surprising…dumb-shit (43)in #hedgehog • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Careful HedgehogCareful Hedgehog always carried a custard pie that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly…dumb-shit (43)in #elephant • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Boring ElephantBoring Elephant desperately desired a condom to annihilate This seems to be a strange suggestion, to me and my wife…dumb-shit (43)in #ogre • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Retarded OgreRetarded Ogre always carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion…dumb-shit (43)in #servant • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Purple ServantPurple Servant always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly…dumb-shit (43)in #cunt • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Dodgy CuntDodgy Cunt searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly…dumb-shit (43)in #baby • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Cheerful BabyCheerful Baby wanted a computer that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly different thing to…dumb-shit (43)in #lunatic • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Silly LunaticSilly Lunatic desperately needed a tomato that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly…dumb-shit (43)in #newt • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Adventurous NewtAdventurous Newt desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would hug. It should be a curious undertaking, to…dumb-shit (43)in #newt • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Grumpy NewtGrumpy Newt found a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a fairly peculiar…dumb-shit (43)in #nerd • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Grumpy NerdGrumpy Nerd wanted a can of Dr Pepper to play with. It might have been a bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour…dumb-shit (43)in #unicorn • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Energetic UnicornEnergetic Unicorn had a vibrator that they sometimes share. It would be a fairly astonishing exercise, to some, but…dumb-shit (43)in #pet • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Stupid PetStupid Pet always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally smash. It would be an exciting exercise…dumb-shit (43)in #woodpecker • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Adventurous WoodpeckerAdventurous Woodpecker desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This…dumb-shit (43)in #king • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Different KingDifferent King searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly weird and…