des-the-dog (49)in #santa • 10 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Talented SantaTalented Santa always carried a lava lamp that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a new…des-the-dog (49)in #nerd • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Little NerdLittle Nerd desired a vibrator to put in the bath with him. It might have been a strange operation, to my children…des-the-dog (49)in #monkey • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Boring MonkeyBoring Monkey looked for a sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a fairly new suggestion, to many, but not…des-the-dog (49)in #queen • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Famous QueenFamous Queen desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally play with. It was a fairly funny undertaking, to…des-the-dog (49)in #snake • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Troubled SnakeTroubled Snake always carried a hat that they sometimes embrace. It is a new approach to life, to me and my children…des-the-dog (49)in #viper • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Ugly ViperUgly Viper searched for a magic 8 ball that they would experiment on. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thing to…des-the-dog (49)in #dog • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Eccentric DogEccentric Dog wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a fairly strange…des-the-dog (49)in #hedgehog • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Angry HedgehogAngry Hedgehog always kept a dildo that they would smash. One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion…des-the-dog (49)in #elephant • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Dodgy ElephantDodgy Elephant wanted a bat that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a bizarre thing to do, to me, but not…des-the-dog (49)in #geek • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Round GeekRound Geek always carried a melon that they would break. It should have been a fairly exciting thought, to you, but…des-the-dog (49)in #bird • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Unusual BirdUnusual Bird desperately desired a can of coke that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might…des-the-dog (49)in #fisherman • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Magical FishermanMagical Fisherman desired a custard pie that they would sometimes break. This seems an original thought, to many, but…des-the-dog (49)in #knight • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Blue KnightBlue Knight always kept a big sponge that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a curious operation, to…des-the-dog (49)in #cat • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Special CatSpecial Cat craved for a tomato to put on his head. This is certainly a different thing to do, to my dad, but not to…des-the-dog (49)in #troll • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Bum Loving TrollBum Loving Troll desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would often smash. It was considered to be a strange…des-the-dog (49)in #martian • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Foolish MartianFoolish Martian had a cucumber that they would insert somewhere. This seems an original approach to life, to my…des-the-dog (49)in #woodpecker • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Colourful WoodpeckerColourful Woodpecker desperately desired a bat that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly weird idea, to…des-the-dog (49)in #worm • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Bum Loving WormBum Loving Worm always kept a tomato that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly surprising operation…des-the-dog (49)in #jerk • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Scary JerkScary Jerk desperately desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a fairly peculiar…des-the-dog (49)in #gremlin • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Orange GremlinOrange Gremlin needed a sword that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a…
