Wait a minute! Did I get a sighting from my favorite redneck twice in the same day?! Great to see you again pard’ner!

You know, I’ve never even considered the idea of consulting? Interesting you should mention that, Janton. Is it weird that I actually enjoy manipulating numbers until they’re in my favor?

Thanks a lot for stopping by @janton! Hey, fun fact, this article actually won the competition last week!