1000 Followers - How many shags is that...?
Dear steemy friends.
As I hit 1000 followers it seemed to me that it would be a great idea (and one which clearly feeds my ego at this time) to make a comparison with the number of times I've got laid, and assign one shag per follower.
Being married and having a kid obviously took its toll, and that's clearly brought my median down somewhat, but I am the Colne Valley playboy, and now separated, and therefore back in the game.
But basically, I reckon if I got one new follower per home run, then I reckon I've got around 10 years worth of rumpy-pumpy clocked up in the last 6 months of being on this site.
That makes me about a six times a day man. I feel spent just thinking about it.
So, clearly I'm better at attracting you lovely Steemians than I am at being a late-night lothario.
Still, you can't have everything can you, and when you put it like that, I suppose I've probably got much less chance of an infection if I just post blogs.....
Anyway, cheers to every one of my followers for making me smile like the post vinegar-stroke comedown. And sorry to those who feel sick at the very thought of it.....
I conquered....I came....I'm sore
boom, and there's another one....
You are lucky because you have good followers, I will follow you, but steemit is not about the amount of followers, is about the quality of followers, I don't know why but I don't earn even $1 from my posts, I post everyday and earn just a few cents, I have more than 1400 followers but it didn't help :(
thats very interesting, i see how much quality is more important than quanitity
Well, yes quality of followers is very important, but so is the content. Check out @minnowmentor and maybe get some support?
They are writing that the reputation has to be under 50, mine is 53 but it dowsn't give good results.
It's about to chnge. I'm the project coordinator of @minnowmentor.
LOL had a great laugh. Have a great time buddy good to have you.
Thanks dude. You have the greatest steem name ever. Apart from old @bowchakkawowwow of course.
Lol love my name. Thanks for the positive vibes. and keep it up!!
You too chunky monkey fuck meister pal.
Whats your hit/miss ratio ? I'm at 80% banged and rammed !!!
I don't tend to hit anyone who's a miss. I did that once with my little sister when she was 8 and she put baked beans in my shoes.
Hello my friend, can you help and upvote my post with my son, on 4-th it's her birthday and I want to give a little gift.
https://steemit.com/family/@cobran/my-boy
Thanks!
This accomplishment and this comparison are simply great. Your articles are very complex and I like them very much
Why thank you very much!
My pleasure @anarcotech!
hello friends. I'm a new user here I want your help all to teach me how to properly use this steemit. thanks . please follow me @hendra.rv12297
Then head on over to @minnowmentor and get some support. I'm the project coordinator for it.
Ha! @anarcotech, this is brilliant!!
Thought you'd like it mister. Really looking forward to catching up with you at the #promo-uk roadshow later this week.
By the way, I want to chat with you face to face (o over phone but as we are meeting soon, i guess its more relevant f2f) about steem delegation, we will get that sorted for @minnowmentor before we hit the bars of Huddersfield!
cool man, looking forward to it!
Rumpy pumpy is a new one for me.
rumpy pumpy is a very English word, and one i like to use at least once a day.
Yeah. I don't wanna appropriate, but I might have to find a way to work that into some conversations. It's pretty fucking fantastic.
I can give you a whole dictionary of great British phrases, but Yorkshire ones (where I come from) are even better. And some are just downright rude. Which is nice.
Yes, please. I am awaiting your vulgar Yorkshire dictionary.
6 times a day?! You must be exhausted :-D
You should see me on a heavy day....
Congratulation. All the best for you. Keep steem On. Regard from Indonesia.