The Doctor is In - Menē Edition

This platinum die was purchased a while ago and given to my father, @sevinwilsonsdad, for Father’s Day. I looked for these pictures for a while and completely forgot that I took these photos on an iPad and not my iPhone.

Patient Name: Menē Goldmoney

Date of Birth: 6/17/2018

Height: 1cm x 1cm x 1cm

Weight: 20 grams

Here is a full body shot of our patient who comes in today with multiple complaints. The chief complaint is difficulty breathing and shortness of opening.

In order to first service the patient it was necessary to check the blood pressure. The readings were a little high, but this is most likely due to being nervous about having a new owner. Subsequent readings were well within the normal range.

The lungs on Menē were clear and the pulse was normal.

The patient has reported a fever recently. The onset of the fever began in 1913 with the creation of the Federal Reserve. The only thing that helps reduce the fever is more Menē.

The ear exam was the next logical step. The external ear was pretty clear although there were some small flakes of gold and platinum.

Upon further explorations it appears our lust after Menē. The only known medication is more Menē.

The subject has been fully inspected and has been cleared to adoption by his new owner, @sevinwilsonsdad