Do You or Anyone You Know Suffer From CPCS? 😷 I'm Selling a Cure! $$$
Crypto Price Checking Syndrome (CPCS) is a relatively new disorder that affects tens of thousands of Americans each day.
With the advent of Digital Currencies and their wild swings, patients have been developing a neurological disorder that makes them compulsively check the charts hourly. This has been causing undue stress that decreases their quality of life in a myriad of ways.
Luckily there is a cure
Our team of medical professionals at Bloghard Industries have developed a pill that counteracts the impulse to frequently check crypto prices and can return sufferers of CPCS to their normal selves.
Its name is "Blogmax"
Led by the founder, and majority owner of Bloghard Industries, none other than Donny Bloghard himself..
*not a real doctor
We're proud to offer a completely herbal method of treatment in the form of a pill that's comprised of mostly plants found in the Amazon Rainforest and little bit of rat poison.
In an extremely thorough 6 day test period we've found this medication has had a significantly positive impact on patients, out of 12 test subjects only 3 have died.. so we're fully prepared to offer it to you now as part of a limited time offer!
A month's supply of Blogmax will only run you 1269 Steem! We also accept other Cryptos in the form of payment except Fapcoin and Titcoin. Those are just too sketchy..
Contact us today and stop the cycle of endless chart checking and return to your everyday mundane lives!
*Side effects include: Nausea, Shortness of Breath, Dizziness, Diarrhea, Anal Bleeding, Anal Fissures, Anal Reflex Syndrome, 17 other Anal Region Issues, Heartburn and Death.
Operators are standing by to fill your orders!
ROFL! Where do you get these hilarious ides from! Don't stop what ever you are doing. It's great!
I was all in until I saw shortness of breath! Maybe if my symptoms get a little worse but for now I’ll just bookmark and keep trucking. Haha
Agreed. No problem with the extreme anal trauma, but if I get any more asthmatic, that's a show stopper.
That was a deal breaker eh? Well that's too bad because I really wanted to take your money..I mean help you out 😁
A steemit without GA would be like a poutine without cheese! You're priceless my friend! Keep up the awesomeness!
Nothing better than seeing the price at 4.35$CAD, and wondering how much it'll be worth when anyone else knows what the hell Steem is. (Guy who spent holiday explaining Bitcoin) I'll take two bottles, About time the pain in my ass comes from drugs.
Hope you had a fantastic holidays my friend. Now send me money so I can cure you 😝
Lol plan your trade and trade your plan. :D
Or find an app and set alarms so you can go on about your life.
I think you're onto something with this remedy? Are you selling a crypto or creating an SMT to help raise funds for distribution or looking for any early investors ;)
Ooh thats a good idea! I'm hiring ppl for my marketing devision my friend, the pays terrible but the benefits are none existing. Msg me lol
Where would you like me to contact you?
As stated above I'll take my pay in SMT's or s*** coins :P
That's about the same as non existent pay and 0 benefits yeah?
I need a case stat!
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