Yeah, I probably shouldn't have been wearing it anyways. It was a little too big. If my wife lost hers we'd probably file an insurance claim. It was more expensive than mine.

My aunt bought a fake ring at a casino in Las Vegas. The stone is enormous. Because she and my uncle are retired, people just assume that they're super wealthy and that the stone is real. It's not. It was $30. Yet she gets many more compliments than she ever did with her real one. Heh

Gollum has his own name, Sméagol. I, however, wander these wastes with naught but mine accoutrements and faithful steed. Oh, and "I got $20 in my pocket!..."