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RE: My poor husband ....poor poor Tyler - Poor unfortunate soul tsk tsk. What is it like to be married to me?
Wipes off stomach and zips up pants
Tell you what, my crazy bitch and your husband can go out for ice cream at steemfest while I snapchat them pics of me choking you with my belt.
Nah, I have decided to go after your mom instead.
I've heard rumors she is a freak. It crushes my little goat soul, but I guess momma goats need love too.
Also, I told her I gave you her e-mail address and she was super happy...but not like...that way.
Ok Ok - I promise I will be a complete gentleman and shoot her an email sometime this Monday.
So my husband is like .... "Yay ice cream!" right now.
She gives great head, and is down for a swap when she's drunk. She'll change her mind 48 hours later and blame me and I get yelled at for the next week for having fun but that won't be ya'lls problem.
She does sound freaky... can I try her first and you take my husband off my hands for a spin?
She'd be down for that. But if I fuck your husband I'm gonna catch jealous shit for a month so maybe him and I could just grab a beer and play some skeeball at Dave and Busters while you bone my chick, then I'll show up drunk and fuck you in the ass with little to no regard for your discomfort while him and her watch and cry about it. That would be hot for me. They could fuck and have a cuckold revenge fantasy. Then Heather and I could have another fight and I leave her again. Third time's a charm.