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Lol. Flexing. Naw, I wasn’t creeped out by the boob grabbing pic. We had to take down the image for other reasons.

he he - I was disappointed when I couldn't find it again.

You've got to save these before the reward period ends, @porn-watch :P @artedellavita is certainly a good muse for your creeper habits.

I actually really like her, but sometimes I think my dude side unintentionally makes her feel uncomfortable.

I really do try to be a gentlemen when I can.

Awww, sorry!

You think I am creep don't you!??... runs away

We’re all a little creepy. 😉

I just read your tribute to your handsome man from yesterday and thought is this our cue to stop flirting? Glad to hear that's not the case.

You really are rocking all sides of the 1960s housewife role (plus video games). Great cooking and open swinging. Sounds like you know how to live. But really - no martini for the guy when he gets home?

My video game consumption has really dropped off since the days of the original Xbox, but I used to love playing Silent Hill 2 with someone watching. It was usually my niece. @donnadavisart isn't really into the survival horror so much. But we have played countless hours of minecraft together. It's funny because she raises crops and harvests livestock and makes sure the chests are full of food, and I go down into the mines and build machines. Gender roles are alive and well on the LAN.

Actually you might enjoy her old blog, My year 1955, where she chronicled living a mid-century lifestyle. She kept it up for several years and had quite the following - even a vintage living forum. Too bad Steemit wasn't around in those days.

Hey--I think I have heard of this channel heh
wow! I was really into 7 Days To Die, Ty and I watch each other play that ____it is kinda Minecraft but with zombies.

Haven't played a good game in ages. Now we just tag team the game "We Are Billions"

Yes, with flirting I still worry about that line. As I try out @porn-watch I am trying new things. I am still a shy person at the end of the day. I sometimes worry about my flirting even if my husband thinks I worry too much.

Do you ever worry about your flirting? 😏🤔

Honestly I hardly flirt all that much. But I'm genuinely interested in people, and in hearing their stories, so I tend to look closely and ask a lot of questions. Sometimes it gets interpreted that way. (And since I'm so introverted, this always comes as a surprise!)

Also, I can't help responding to beauty. Clearly you've got a lot to respond to. ;-)

Ooooo ooo ooo oo well ya make a me blush, I know that much.

Ummm...absolutely love this piece. Starts off with some hard hittin', club print jammie wood action, then entertains us with all kinds of possibilities in between, then ends on a beautiful sexy scene...I can hear a director somewhere yell "and...Scene". Now that I've read it 5x, I got something to take of....

My husband read your comment and said Awww and so I stole his "awwww" and that is how we end up here.😊

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It's a bit pimply if I am being honest.

Wipes off stomach and zips up pants
Tell you what, my crazy bitch and your husband can go out for ice cream at steemfest while I snapchat them pics of me choking you with my belt.

Nah, I have decided to go after your mom instead.

I've heard rumors she is a freak. It crushes my little goat soul, but I guess momma goats need love too.
Also, I told her I gave you her e-mail address and she was super happy...but not like...that way.

Ok Ok - I promise I will be a complete gentleman and shoot her an email sometime this Monday.

So my husband is like .... "Yay ice cream!" right now.

She gives great head, and is down for a swap when she's drunk. She'll change her mind 48 hours later and blame me and I get yelled at for the next week for having fun but that won't be ya'lls problem.

She does sound freaky... can I try her first and you take my husband off my hands for a spin?

She'd be down for that. But if I fuck your husband I'm gonna catch jealous shit for a month so maybe him and I could just grab a beer and play some skeeball at Dave and Busters while you bone my chick, then I'll show up drunk and fuck you in the ass with little to no regard for your discomfort while him and her watch and cry about it. That would be hot for me. They could fuck and have a cuckold revenge fantasy. Then Heather and I could have another fight and I leave her again. Third time's a charm.

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Wow...this is the first time I ever I get to listen to someone repeat my words to me. Is it wrong that I am falling in love with myself as I listen?

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