Global Adventure Series: Have A Laugh......It's Chinese English
)I had recently got back from a 10 day trip from China and during the trip came across a number of amusing translation. These translations are humorous it translates Mandarin literally word by word into English.
Just like the wine tonic above which supposed to be good for the libido. I am not sure what magic will happen if you drink it. I can only speculate why it's production has to be supervised by a University, maybe it is to ensure that the magical quality is retained. Hopefully this tonic is not made from our private parts but made for the private parts.
)This is actually a sign found at the Baotou Airport, Inner Mongolia. It is placed to indicate where the basins are for washing hands.
)This sign is placed at urinal at the same airport. It tells users to aim carefully while urinating.
But the crown in the jewel is the brochure from a hotel in China which I received through whatsapp
Getting There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.
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The Hotel:
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.
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The Restaurant:
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.
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Your Room:
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity!! You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.
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Bed:
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.
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Above All:
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.
Cheers
Charles
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I have also come across many funny translations
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