Dude, even I noticed you were gone, and I probably have the record for the number of times people go dead on here.

Also, I know the whole post explains it, but I'mma ask anyway-
shakes you viciously like the Happy Mask Salesman in Majora's Mask
DUDE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??!
//SHOT//
_{literally just wanted to shake you like a rag doll cuz YOU MADE ME HYPER NOW OMG}