A wonderful feeling.
A Glorious Day
I'm sure many of you have probably noticed by now, I am incredibly intelligent. I know things about stuff most people don't even think about thinking about.
Though like most people, I do not know everything, unfortunately.
When I do not know something, it is hard for me to find out the facts on said something, because if I have not thought of said something before, how would I know to think about said something in the first place?
I was not thinking about that cricket,
until I heard the cricket.
You see how this works?
In this world, we are offered challenges. Challenges that come from above, as well as all of the other directions. Up, down, south, north, east, northeast; all of it.
Went the cricket, all goddamn morning; and it was in the house.
Of course I didn't know where; in the house.
Why is this happening to me?
That, was my first question.
So I hit up Google.
In a world where everyone pretends to have all of the answers,
The cricket chirps on.
Seems to be getting louder.
It's hard to concentrate.
This is normal?
Everyone should get a pet cricket, now.
Relax, they said. You're getting paid, they said.
It's not annoying chirping nonstop; it's happy happy fun time music, they said.
Everything will be fine, they said.
Have a nice day.