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RE: Into Me I See (Spoiler Alert: This is a Birthday Post)
Being thirty is way better than being in your twenties! know it's only been a few days, but I couldn't imagine why people would lie about their age and say they're in their twenties! My twenties went by like a blur, and not the good kind! I can't wait to conquer the world, Boom-erang!
The world is now yours to do with as you please!!!
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Hold the phone!
Are you holding it yet?
Do you mean to tell me that I have just finished off paying my mortgage and am now the full owner of the world!?
Yes.
I get you didn't realise it was that kind of mortgage.
Well what do you know! Slap my tuchis and call me a monkey's uncle! I guess I own the world. Hot diggity! This calls for a toast of some bubbly!
Crack the bottles open!! The first of many!! This is your life from now on in!!!
And as such, I vow to be a benevolent ruler. Just as long as I get my chicken wings.