RE: 26 day Detox: Day 4 -Do I really want to hurt you?
I'm laughing so hard!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL oh my gosh - i'm dying. i can just imagine you trying to hold your hand in a weird position the whole time, trying to contain the goo!!!
well... i'm not a one-upper... but... i like to share equally crazy stories.
as i was coming OFF my 20 day juice fast (hmmm this was my first real attempt at a major fast -oh gosh... 13 years ago LOL)
how many times do they warn you.... EAAAASE back into your solid foods.
well... it just so happened that I had a conference the next day with free lunch. and they served Chic-fil-a chicken sandwiches. ohhhhh myyyy goodness.
lady.
LADY.
i can't even tell you what happened because this is a public comment..... but let me just say, for a week. nothing.
can you read between the lines??? LOLOLOL
Hahaha. Oh, why oh why, do we do these crazy things to ourselves? I suppose because at that time, those things still seemed like desirable and normal foods. (can we spell addicted?)
"Addicted? Can you use it in a sentence?"
"You are addicted when you act a fool coming off a detox."
"Addicted.... Origin please?"
"The inability to control yourself, giving in to pleasures like the hedonistic wretch you are."
"Addicted... Hmm. Alternate pronunciations?"
"There's a million ways to pronounce it. Stop stalling and just win the spelling bee!!!"
"Sorry!!!! Addicted: C..H..I..C..F..I..L..A, Addicted."
"And the 2018 International Spelling Bee champion is dreemsteem"
Crowd goes wild