First things first, I would’ve guessed you’re between 46 and 47 for questioning that @dandays investigation rather than insisting on it! ....you must be getting tired 😉 <— and that’s what I think about being too old to use an imoji, oh! And, btw, mis spelling emoji is a sure sign of wisdom. And, if that’s the case, stevenwood, then what do you call this, sir?? (Read’em N weep, stat! Before your next bathroom visit)

I don’t just go around handing those out you know.. that might be the 4th one I’ve given away so if you’re feeling like your emojis are lame, no worries, I just trumped them!

About the hair thing, I had a feeling I wasn’t the only one—no way! And I didn’t even mention the tough-to-reach stubble in the corner of my mouth!!

I never thought about a second puberty but you may be onto something. And, if that’s the case, this is the second out of how many?! Does it stop at two?

Could you imagine how frustrating life would be if we couldn’t make these evolutions funny and call them something like @comedyopenmic?! That would suck worse than saying goodbye to speed peeing!

But really, my prayers never consist of something like ‘less bathroom pit stops’ or ‘less aches and pain.’ What is consistent, however, goes something like this: “Please keep my mind sharp and please let my mouth continue to keep up with my mind.”

Thank you for stopping by @stevenwood, this was an awesome response—I really appreciate it! Happy wedensday to you, sir, I hope this week is the best one of the year for you—it’s a pleasure to be met!

Now what the.. Danget! There was something I was gonna do....

edit I’ve onky seen/heard ‘wordsmith’ from one other person, my wife called me that on about our second phone conversation ever. I love that wOrd.