From Now on I Will Just Assume Everyone with Horrible Bad Breath Is a Vampire
I'm not talking about mild or average bad breath like one gets from garlic or onions. I know people who consistently have this horrible breath like they had just inhaled the decaying flesh of a dead body. I don't know what causes this. Do they have any idea how bad their breath smells to anyone who comes within 5-10 feet of their person?
Perhaps my breath is just as horrible. How would I know? Maybe this explains why I'm single.
Go to a dentist. Ask if you have bad breath. Brush your teeth twice a day. Use floss and mouthwash. Please. Your friends are embarrassed for you. Plus, I don't want you drinking my blood and turning me into the undead.
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