Following true, sincere, honest approach.

I know Law Stack Exchange well enough, chances are I'll be downvoted and question will be closed.

The question still remains valid:

I want to know what would happen if I don't show up for the Court date and don't bother to send an attorney?

Would be good to know which strategy to follow

You can read more about mental illness game theory strategy - yeah baby!

For the record, I'm constantly aware of:

WARNING: This report is restricted by rules of court. Unauthorised communication of the information in it is a serious matter and may constitute contempt of court

I do not disclose any information that is in the report.

I'm merely doing a legal research.

Copy and paste from the previous post:

Up to 1 month in prison is still OK, I'd better start training now, someone told me I'm a handsome guy and I don't want become the rape victim. I was supposed to request information how many rapes in prison but that's not type of project I'm happily engaged.

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Yes please, put me into jail. I was in a hospital without any illness, now I'm getting ready to go into prison without committing any crime... 😇

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contempt_of_court#England_and_Wales

(could be a perfect timing for digital detox)