#conspiracychallenge - - Why U are so important - - @deliberator conspiracy challenge event

in #justbecause6 years ago

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          Everyone thowght it was a joke, No one had ever thowght it wowld be real. Dateline: April 1, 2018. I mean jewst look at the date. April 1st, April fools day. the headline:

Nited States owtlawed the oose of the letter U


          The story went on to read: "Do to the increasing violence the letter U will no longer be allowed in the American Langage. There are many reason for this so inder no circemstances oose the letter. First offense will be 5 days maximem secarity prison for the protection of American citizens. Second offense will be life imprisonment on Adak island in the Alewtian Island chain.

Fast forward two years. April 3, 2020:

Elections Cancelled


          Since the enactment of the 33rd amendment to the Nited States Constitition was passed in accordance to and with all laws governing the lands at that time by the dewly elected individeweals, it has been determined by the renamed Chief Jesters of America (old term of Sapreme Cort), that the act of the passage of that amendment, was the people of America voting to give away all rights and protections beneath that storied docement. As that is the case we the twelve Jesters of America are now in fewll control.

Fast forward twenty years, April 5th, 2040:

The civil war continewes


          The High Jester has vowed to maintain control and that all resistance will be defeated. The Mainstream Media still continewes to follow lockstep with the Jesters of the land, The Repawblic Of Texas, having restored the ewesage of the letter U is no longer mentioned in the news.

June 12, 2045:

The Old Capital


            The combined forces of the the restored United States, and with the restoration of a reworked and renewed constitution, have successfully completed building the walls around Washington DC and it's greater metropolitan area, and simultaneously completed the walls around greater New York and it's outlying areas.

          The walls were built rapidly at very little cost to the new residents of Greater America as people were now calling it. By utilizing all the cargo containers in the dock, and then filling them with all the trash that the once great city accumulated, the walls were quickly erected. The walls continue to grow higher, as New York, once known as the Big Apple, has become the Big Dump of Greater America. Meanwhile the Great Swamp no longer needed draining as it too was become what it was in the past a garbage heap.


Remember it is your vote. You decide how to use it. Not using your vote could lead to the above. Yes a huge exaggeration, but look at how many laws are on the "books". Who's fault? Mostly those that do not vote.

  1. Pew Research Center - A record 137.5 million Americans voted in the 2016 - Overall voter turnout was 61.4% in 2016
  2. From CNN - Voter turnout this year dipped to nearly its lowest point in two decade

Both above items from a google Search of "election participation 2016"


Link to the conspiracy challenge event

The U gif, well I know it was not that well done, but I tried, Shaky mouse hand.
On the other hand the cool separator was made by @jogreh

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hahah I like this. It is so exaggerated but that's what people need to see - a shock to the reality of how it can go if we don't stand up and take back our rights - cool post @bashadow

hahahahahh! Great post @bashadow and congrats on being ASAPer'ed also.

This is awesome and congratulations for the @asapers' curation!

This made me smile when I first started to read it, but upon further reflection, I thought it is also a very interesting cautionary tale!

With out U, and without a Vote your voice is not heard, You are not a part of the people any more You are no longer, you are just a yo with strings attached to be pulled this way and that at the whim of the man holding the string.

Very clever indeed! Like a puppet master holding the strings, but you managed to keep your "U" thing going :)

I don't generally think of myself as a conspiracy theorist, but with posts like yours, where you're bringing up possible future scenarios, even in jest, I find myself thinking, "You know, that's not all that farfetched."

Which is sad, really, because I used to think of a lot of things as being unheard of.

But slowly you gain awareness of what's going on, while realizing with some fear and some disdain that there's a ton of things happening behind the scenes that you don't even know you don't know about, and too many you never will.

So, dropping the letter "Ew" is not otside the realm of possibilities, nor is civil war over some of the dombest things possible.

Okay, that's a pain. :) Kudos for being able to miss every "u" in your post until it was restored again to its proper place in the alphabet.

Thank you, it was a fun post to do.

LOL! This is great! This is my favorite that Ive seen so far. Im glad I caught it, thanks to @asapers Extra Extra issue. Fun read! :)

I'm glad you got to read it, we will always be, you because it has that "U" thing going on, well you become Yo, the he becomes Yo, then everyone is a YO YO on a string acting the part of a puppet. We will still be here when the "u" is gone.

very clever @bashadow! I liked it, its fun... I mean fewn lol

Thank Yew, 4 letting we know abowd this sityewation in the States.

O this is weird to write withowd oosing that letter.

I donno; yoo cood get yoozed too it.

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Thank you @aspers for the vote, and the spotlight, I do appreciate it. It has been a rough couple of days, but that is life, and then this, it is very nice, once again thanks.

You are very welcome! Thanks for being awesome even when you are just having fun! @insideoutlet

Sadly that looks like my facebook feed already. For as mch time as we spend typing yo wold think we wold be good at it by now.

I don't type well, sometimes I have sticky keys, some time keys that don't want to work, and a lot of time a brain, that just says enough is enough, but missing 'U's", can be pretty funny.

I was playing along, i dropped all the U's out of mine also. :)

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