I don't generally think of myself as a conspiracy theorist, but with posts like yours, where you're bringing up possible future scenarios, even in jest, I find myself thinking, "You know, that's not all that farfetched."

Which is sad, really, because I used to think of a lot of things as being unheard of.

But slowly you gain awareness of what's going on, while realizing with some fear and some disdain that there's a ton of things happening behind the scenes that you don't even know you don't know about, and too many you never will.

So, dropping the letter "Ew" is not otside the realm of possibilities, nor is civil war over some of the dombest things possible.

Okay, that's a pain. :) Kudos for being able to miss every "u" in your post until it was restored again to its proper place in the alphabet.