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in introduceyourself •  2 months ago

Dear Steemians,

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Really? Comments for sale? 10 Steem for a comment?
Today is not April 1, just saying.

Lol

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LOL, you're not bitter at all.


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Meh. Still laughing.


Welcome to Steemit @suckpuppet!

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I have heard that the quality of Suckpuppet's carefully crafted comments puts all these bots to shame.

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But they are doing such an effort here and can even speak several languages. Hey, my friend, what's always going on with your vote power, it's sinking more and more...Don't you ever take a break? :)
And where are the ducks?

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I can't be bothered to post anymore here.

I have it on good authority Suckpuppet speaks four languages.

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There is no need to address me that formally.

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Then what is your goal in life?

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But what about those with a deep sorrow.

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Wish 20 years would be further along.

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almost everyone out of 1920s is no longer there :(

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What kind of music are you listening right now?

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It's the other way around.

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Show them some Comments guys!

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I've started talking to the pictures on the wall.

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So is am here for helping you out of that misery

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