Does anyone know how to catch a lion?

Help! There's a lion outside my hut! He caught the scent of my steak and he seems really keen to join the family for dinner! Or rather, HAVE the family for the dinner.

Luckily, this is not so unusual in South Africa, so I'll just call 012-LIONCATCHERS and sit on my elephant until they arrive.

While I wait for them, I'll just introduce myself. My name is Stefan, but all my friends call me Stef. And yes, I know that, according to everyone English, it should be spelled "Stephan" and "Steph", but I am not English so I'll set my leopard on you if you mention it.

When I'm not hiding from the lions and hyenas, I spend my time studying to be an actuary. I'm also a chess-fanatic, quiz-lover, bookworm, mathematician etc. etc. You know, all those boring, nerdy stuff.

This is me. Being nerdy at the beach.

When my friend told me of Steemit, my eyes gleamed with the possibility of easy money! But after spending a couple of hours reading posts and getting to know how Steemit works, I got excited over more than just money! I've never blogged. I don't Facebook anymore because that is just a waste of time. Youtube is fun but I don't publish videos. But, I love entertaining and being creative! So from this moment forth, Steemit will be my only social media site.

I intend to post stories, maybe a few pub quizzes, maybe something motivational, who knows what the future holds!

The Lion catchers just arrived, so I'll be signing off now. Hope you have a lovely day!