My name is Rebecca Playfair and
I’m currently the CEO, president, vice president, treasurer, secretary, and administrator of The PlayFair Party.

And No, I’m NOT a control freak! I just haven’t (yet) found other beings who share in the vision of the PlayFair Party that also want to help me make it happen. Key Word: Yet!

Humanity is on the brink of disaster!
Climate change...ya know, the thing you try to ignore while you’re driving your car to work and the cause of devastating natural disasters globally just can’t wait any longer for our political system to get it together. But, we’re a bunch of lazy ass millenials who’d rather NOT have to deal with the mess our parents and grandparents left us while screaming at us about how lazy we are.
Solution: PlayFair Party
Nothing can get a lazy ass Millennial out of bed like a party! Yeah, you know it’s true! Tired as fuck from working that shitty restaurant job or that souless tech job, we will still find time to slap some sense into ourselves to go let loose and party. The PlayFair Party says YES to that notion! Good music, good food, dancing, and fun is the absolute only way we are going to even begin to think about creating solutions to the current shitshow. Here’s the twist~~~The Party needs to be SUSTAINABLE. Good news is that it’s not THAT hard to do! The Music can be powered by solar, the LED lights can run from piezoelectric tiles like PAVEGEN(Google it), and food from vendors who use local ingredients can be served. We can put a couple of eager to please kids on trash and recycling duty who can teach all the dumbasses how to recycle, and a few clowns in the mix to keep the kids happy.

Ok, one more twist, and this only works if the inebriated Millennials will just TRUST ME on this one! You gotta stay at least kinda sober if you want to learn some actual real life tools that you can take with you to show off and impress all the other kids with. At the PlayFair Party we are teaching people how to build their own solar panels, grow food, and other DIY projects to be sustainable. It’s actually FUN to learn when you’re learning meaningful shit that can help save this beautiful playnet. I know, public school system gave the word “learning” a bad rap. Don’t let the public school system continue to ruin your beautiful Millenial minds any longer. You DO have the ability to learn skills that will help you and your friends continue to party for years to come!

And maybe we can invite all the companies who actually give a shit about the playnet to come and leave the other ones at the gate unless they agree to PlayFAIR by offering money and goods to help the monetarily challenged to get solar panels on their houses, too.
I hope to the heavens that I can find other (human) beings on here that can share in the responsibility of creating a sustainable playnet with me !