That is one excited cock! Seriously it made me smile. I just saved it and printed it out. It's now taped on my wall next to my computer. If you head over to my intro page and scroll to the bottom I did the same thing and offered up one of my pieces to the community. it's not nearly a funny as yours but you might dig it. (https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@ideaman/how-the-f-are-ya)
You got a follower.