Valmiki Is The Real Satoshi + Blockchain Tech, Cryptocurrency Were Created During Ramayana!
Lord Rama used to keep count of the monkeys building the Rama Setu and pay wages in cryptocurrency instead of bananas. Ape men were very happy with transparency of payments at the time. I know what you are thinking but humor me for a minute.
The only way to convince the ruling party of anything is to add a religious flavour and weave it with mythological characters from Ramayana or Mahabharata. It's bound to get you anything in today's political environment in India.
I'm totally certain that citing references of Kaurava and Pandavas interacting on the blockchain until a hardfork separated them and created a rift that ultimately led to the hash wars also known as 'Kurukshetra War' would probably induce a cheer for cryptocurrencies than anything logical.
Satoshi Nakamoto is none other than Valmiki of our modern times, we just didn't know it. He's a revered sage with many powers.
Infact one should memorise the facts: Raavan was defeated because his attempts to falsify transactions by claiming Rama's wife as his girlfriend were caught by Rama who demanded return of Sita because it was recorded on the blockchain known as 'Chainayana.'
Infact Valmiki himself created it and genesis block was mined at the time of Rama's birth at 12.30 p.m. of 10th January 5114 BCE.
Andhra University VC is even likely to make these statements in the future if he's invited to a blockchain conference in India. I would really like him to read this out. Surely, this way we're bound to be a superpower by 2020 and present times as this is the dawn of the land of the bhakts.
If some Indian leaders were also pro-blockchain and cryptocurrency then we would have had statements like this along with a bunch of other absolute nonsensical, outlandish claims at the recently held 106th Indian Science Congress event.
Claims such as
- Kauravas were born with the help of stem cell and test tube technologies.
- Lord Rama used ‘astras’ and ‘shastras’ while Lord Vishnu sent a Sudarshan Chakra to chase targets. This shows that the science of guided missiles was present in India thousands of years ago.
- Ravana didn’t just have the Pushpak Vimana, but had 24 types of aircraft and airports in Lanka.
- Theoretical physics – including the contributions of Newton and Einstein – is totally wrong. Gravitational waves will be renamed as ‘Narendra Modi Waves’ and gravitational lensing effect will be renamed as ‘Hashvardhan Effect’.
- Lord Brahma discovered the existence of dinosaurs on earth and mentioned it in the Vedas.
It defies all logic I know but telling the government that blockchain and cryptocurrencies existed in mythology is likely to draw a cheer from them than presenting them with facts. The world is going forward in 2019 and we're taking a few steps backwards. Not surprising at all!
This isn't a satire, nor is it any good if it were one I know! But, it's sad that our government isn't pro-cryptocurrency nor it has competent people in positions of power and trust.
Else how could some of these idiots spewing nonsense get into such position of power? Defies all logic just as their statements in 2019.
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Joke's on us if we think that this government is even pro-Rama or pro-Hinduism. They even back-stabbed Shri Rama by not doing anything for this grand temple in Ayodhya despite Hindus giving them a full majority at the Centre and a two-thirds majority in UP. Poor Shree Rama still lives in a tent in this Kaliyuga while the backstabber Chai has travelled the entire world and lived like a King during these five years. Anyway, Chai will ultimately pay for it, I have no doubt about it.
Now, let me say it, I loved this post. You have a good sense of humour brother.
All we need is someone to drain the swamp created by the great, all-knowing, all-powerful, the most talented and people-friendly Finance Minister of all time, our great Shree Jaitley ji lol. BJP really is talent deficit and has no one, not one person, with IQ high enough to know/feel where the financial/economic winds are blowing across the world. We missed the manufacturing train to China and looks like we're on our way to miss the cryptocurrency train. Even tiny Thailand has greater IQ in this regard than us.
Very scientific and relevant post
Very funny
Excellent write up
Hope the Indian govt takes a decision on cryptos sooner.
India can be huge market and perfect for mass adoption
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Good example sir thanks for sharing.
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Yes brother , I also agree with you . Indian are invent many source but it's depend us how to us know , what's they say actual with us now .
Namaste
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It was fully as well as interesting to read the post.
Very closely choose the characters and corelate them.
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Funny how you describe. India is a country that has remained a superpower before the rise of the British. It is bound to become one soon but we need to correct our politics first by either us becoming politician's and serving nation or vote to politician's who have a good background and have special values to ideas like fraternity, secularism and integration. Supreme Court hasn't been allowing the cryptos cat show as it has more important matters as it states. I think crypto will become legal in India in a year or soon.
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