Abortion: Your Body, MY Choice!
Abortion. Wow! That’s a scary word! It will make you squirm!
This is quite a divisive topic, isn’t it? It’s a subject that can make some women very defensive. Why do they get so defensive? I don’t know. Probably because they think there are cosmetic risks that need to be considered. We can’t say for sure. Women can be fickle, especially when they’re pregnant. Am I right guys? And ladies? That makes it very tough to leave such an important decision to women. It isn’t just their own body and future that can be endangered. Think about the children!
Some countries make the decision easier for women by not allowing them to have an abortion. It’s pretty clear-cut. There’s no vacillating involved. Just have the baby! It’s better for everyone that way! A few ladies might object to this by claiming that there may be complications from their pregnancy. That their life could be jeopardized. But I’m pretty sure that I read somewhere that women don’t even understand biology, which is science. So they probably don’t understand the health risks and medical procedures either. This is why the decision to give birth shouldn’t be left to them.
Sometimes it’s necessary to make them have an abortion in order to control the population. Or to prevent potentially bad mothers from becoming actual mothers. Or to make sure that the world is not overrun by women! In some countries, they are already combating the infestation of females that just want to raise more babies and go shopping. It’s probably not a great idea though. Less women to choose from isn’t good for men! They should reconsider!
Other reasons that women try to object to having their baby include financial security and education. These are silly objections. If they’re pregnant, they obviously have a man. He can take care of the baby. And why do they need to go to school? Women aren’t good at math and science anyway. And the other subjects can be learned from home on the internet while they babysit. Problems solved!
We need to stop allowing our women so much freedom to make very important decisions about their bodies. It takes two to tango so the father should have the last word! Because in dancing, the man leads! That’s how it is and always has been. Even the Bible agrees with that. Women are always subordinate and should just do as their husband wishes. That’s what I was always taught in my Catholic school. I think. My attention wasn’t focused on the teachers much.
Well I hope we learned something from this. Stop complaining ladies! If you don’t want someone to make abortion decisions for you then don’t give them the opportunity. Just keep it in your pants! My mom always told me that. It works!
What are your thoughts, men?
SGL
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This is satire. It's a parody of another post.
theres no term for a woman and fetus as ne single entity. yet they are. It's a 'pregnant woman' or 'with child'. They arent seperable. Pregnant woman owns fetus
I guess you could argue that a pregnant woman technically owns the fetus. But doesn't a man still own the pregnant woman? ;)
Not when he takes his cock out. Maybe she screams so when it's inside! ooooh offensive humour lol. Well, it depends on the relationship; if you are of western values. Other cultures, the woman may be 'owned' via lack of opportunity and culturally enforced deterents.
Children don't fall under property rights (any more).
Mine will!
If you have to explain its satirical...
Poe's law
Ain't that the truth! Sometimes I find myself wondering if something is satire! That's why I use the tags and disclaimers here. ;)
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Is this writer for supergoodliving male? They sound male...
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