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RE: I 've invested steem in a harddrink company! [Comedy Open Mic Round #9]
Hello, I represent the Morton and Morton Salt company, I will have you know that we at Morton and Morton have copyrighted the word Salt, you are in violation, so you need to change that word right away to something like Sodium Chloride 32 and don't even think of ever uttering the term Iodized in connection with sodium Chloride, or we will see you.....well we will be very upset with you..
Fun Post. But I still think pictures should come with a source link if it is not your own picture.
both pictures have the source. as far as could check, I made the FRAC!RAW ad. (I even out my logo and a copyright thingy on it)
WHOOOO I MADE IT Now nobody may look at it without giving me MONEY.
Then what's the point of making it?
Do i also need to say this in the article ?
Do i also need to say what software i used what version and what filters and who programmed the software and under what licence it is released? And next year i must record the entite procces of creating the thing as proof?
And who made the fonts, ans under what licence the fonts are released.
hehe
Is Natrium still alowed or is that a Trade Mark for Salt? Please sue me for saying salt i really needed to say the word to be able to say what i wanted to say.
How dare you post that picture without my permission. How dare you use pictures that are available in the public domain. Don't you understand international internet copyright law?
with basic courage, just upload ....
LOL
International law of what country? Mine yours or of the russian who is hosting it in decentralised space?
OR a special US law that rules them all?
You forgot about deep space copyright law...aliens have copyright laws too.
we can turn our botteling plantsinto makeshift SpaceSex rocket launchers and shoot ElonMuskifiedSextoys into deepspace to compensate for this.
check sick of the lies comment below in this tread
Coooool. We have the perfect volunteer astronauts that would like to donate their services to the cause. They could conduct some tests to see how your product handles deep space and the extreme conditions that humans may have to deal with in the future. They are also lawyers and can make sure that your product does not breach any of the alien copyright laws. This will save your company from any possible copyright infringements that may apply according to their rules.
We are working on a deal with Elonius M., we discovered some explosive features that can turn our FRAC!RAW in to rocket fuel. We added @bashadow's Patented Salt, and that makes big boom! The exiting part is that we can use the residue as lubrication for the toys and it even may reduce the number of newborn children on Mars
This product will soon be launched as FRAC!NSFW
Musk even wants to paint his SpaceSex rockets in the same colors as our retail package, but the ladies of the FDA would not let go of the paint designs. And as a result the guys in Hollywood decided to destroy the design with a plethora of very costly NSFW related logo's. They refused to realise that NSFW already covered the combined bunch of logo's at no cost for us. So this little snag may delay the launch of Pecker13 for weeks if not months.
Any solutions to circumcise this issue are welcome, Pecker 13 has to get launched ASAP before the payload goes bad.
I love all this humor on a Sunday morning, first I got to read the good News, then I get to read the funny page, Thank you both for the laughs, they are needed sometime.
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