33 #Ulog: Different Types of Ham

in #hamlife6 years ago (edited)

Are You A Ham?

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If you're not, chances are you know one :)

The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines it as such:

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I am definitely a ham, and it looks like my son @kiedisbowes has inherited the trait. He's what I call the blue steel ham. You know, from the movie "Zoolander"...

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Let's Look At That Again!

Also note that Kiedis asked me to take this photo of him. Pure Ham Trait there folks!

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If I'm not mistaken that cat is a ham too!

So What Type of Ham Am I Sam I Am?

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I will fucking blind you! I smile so much when a camera comes out I actually blind myself and that's why when I smile I can't keep my eyes open. You think that's bad, imagine what happened when video cameras were invented! I damn near almost lost my shit.

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So tell me #STEEM Fam, are you a Ham? Did you have to live with one? Was it terrible?

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Oh my, yes! First, you guys are frickin adorable! Love love love!

Simon is our ham in the Hackett fam. Always posing for pics and he even has a signature dance which is possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen. He puts his arms down the sides of his boxers and pulls the fabric up like a high waisted swim suit and then hops around. 😁🤣🤣
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Omg please post the dance one day!!!!!!!

If I can ever stop laughing long enough to get it on video! 🤣🤣

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My ham is Abbi flavored.

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Love

What an Angel, hugs and love for you both @julieabbi2! <3 <3 <3 ~~~ <3 <3 <3

Well I'm the opposite of a ham, what'd that be, a Sunday Roast? Eel pie? not sure, but whatever food is the one that likes to be taking the pictures but not in them, that's the food I am!

What a handsome son and very photogenic. It must be amazing to see your traits show up in your children, just amazing. I've always been so animal crazy and loved keeping animals I can't imagine how cool it must be to watch a creature created by you grow up. Truly amazing really. Lucky family :)

Well, I'm 'officially back' today in that I am hoping Steemit is back to 'normal'. I did a proper post with art I worked on today and am even going about voting, which I have not done in five days. I'm hoping it will be better now, this hardfork, not that I've a clue what a hard fork is, I'm not even sure what a soft fork might be...well, it'd be bad to eat with, that much I do know.

I finally answered you about my sign, my being a Scorpio. But, I haven't heard back if that is good or bad? I'll wait to hear and here's to hoping we are getting back to the new normal.

Heyyyyy Scorpio, nothing bad about that! There's nothing bad about any sign, I was just so curious where you get all of your energy from! I'm like a sloth half the time, and super energetic the other half, I never seem to be able to "go" for long. You on the other hand, I get tired just thinking about the activity in your days! Hehhee!!! If you'd like to know a tonne about your birthday/birthweek you will love this site: "The Secret Language of Birthdays" just go to the link, and enter your birthday. I'd love to hear back from you on its accuracy. There's a part on the site too where you can enter two birthdays and see the relationship between them! I'd also like to hear how accurate that was for you! >>>> http://www.thesecretlanguageofbirthdays.com/

Also eel pie? BWA HAHHAAAAAA!!!

haha, dear, you made me smile again;))
love you! and missed you by the way all these long without-steemit-days:))

in this photo the son looks SO mcuh like you!! your smile without any doubt:)
you're hams. so pretty ones! and I am an anti-ham:))
I never smile in photos and actually I think I'm much prettier without a camera in front of me, because when I see it, something terrible happens with my face, it becomes SO f"cking strange and foolish;))
it's my hell, I can save 1 photo from 20 when I relook them after shooting;))

I've voted for your witness!
a stupid question, I feel it, but - who is it?:)

Really? I never would have guessed you didn't like the camera because all the photos I have seen of you are so BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!

This witness, @fulltimegeek, is the greatest. He cares about everyone on this site, and has helped so many,,,,,so many. Never asked for a thing.

Lets get @fulltimegeek to top 20! We need to round up as many votes as possible

Yep! That's a whole lotta ham right there! You people are adorable.

Aww, a loved one of mine refers to her loved ones as you people when she's talking to them hahaha, reading that makes me smile xo

D'awwww!

Gracias a Dios y al gran esfuerzo de todos en Steemit la comunidad ha empezado a moverse con normalidad y esperemos que dentro de poco tiempo resuelvan los problemas que han tenido hasta ahora con la implementación del Hard Fork 20. El amor que sienten por los animales es único y felicidades por tus hijos tan hermosos @lyndsaybowes

Estoy tan feliz de verte de nuevo mi amigo! Bienvenido de vuelta a casa @franciscana23!!

Ya ha...I know a ham when I see one. I know one. Thought that from the start, the first day we met. On the day that you were born the angels got together. You make me smile all the time. When I see you or I here your name, my heart skips a beat, each and every time. Not everyone has a Kiedis, but we do. We are so blessed. You just keep haming it up. You make me smile and put a song in my heart. xx

Sam I am..lol

He has been a ham since birth!!

Ham...

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Mmmmmmm

And PS takes one to know one eh!

This guy ..?

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There's the one!

I frikkin' LOVE that photo of the snuggle buddies. <3
When I was a kid, I was definitely a ham. Less so now, but I was starting from Super Incredible Leo Levels, so...
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You can put me in a dress, I'm still this. LOL

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