Get Resttraf (81)in #fuuny • 6 years ago When you try to look really sick before showing up to work so your boss tells you to go home and rest gif from giphy
When I’m ready to pretend that I’m dead on a Saturday morning just to make my hubby take our dog out
put on sunglasses so you don't have to pick up after the dog
Wonderful idea!😁👌
Good Tip! Making it look like you have rabies will probably allow you to stay home for quite a while.
haha and you should say something like no...I think...cough...I'm fine...cough cough...
Me looking for any reason to call in sick.
where there's blame there's a claim
When you ask them to do something, and they pretend to be too sick.
me when the wife wants me to take the bins out
Haha you could always ask your boss to sing soft kitty and rub vicks on your chest :)
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then an alien pops out of your chest
The real trick is to be just sick enough to get out of work, and just healthy enough to get out of the house and escape the wife.
hmm it's a delicate balance to get right
harder than keeping the sbd pegged i fear
Hard to control SBD. They're silent, but deadly. Never know when it's going to sneak up
hello @trafalgar i draw this for you but you didn't see it :)!
This reminds me of a joke: guy calls in sick. The boss says "you don't sound sick." Guy says "I just f*cked my sister. Does that sound sick enough for you?"
haha..nice
I'm going to use that next time and let you know what my boss says lol
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That next time and let you know
What my boss says lol
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at least the day is payed
@traf,
With that look I think I won't ask a Sick leave, coz I my boss went sick just after see me lol :D
Cheers~
When I came to the Boss pretending to be sick, it turned out that my Boss is also sick, only for real :)