Oh I don't know how it works, I didn't invent it ;) I just have one in my home cuz I have long distance family, you know, from like Mars and stuff ;)

I didn't include the list because I once watched this very creepy film called Back to the Future, and a lot of horrid and terrible things happened when one miscreant got a hold of a similar list... I wouldn't want to have the weight of that on my shoulders until 2050... and beyond...

;)