Sofa, So Good.

Things in life more valuable than finding a place to sit and do nothing. We all love to slouch in a couch, to a daze in a chaise, to be ineffectual in a sectional. Today, we're gonna give that old brown leather sofa an upgrade, you're gonna wanna sink you booty into these things of beauty.

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I got a bootiful couch here, ever seen a corpse in a coffin? And thought to yourself how cushiony it is and you would love to have that in your living room? But what if it wasn't a coffin but a couch? Because that exists, the coffin couch, here it is.

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In the predictable purple that you would want. This is made and sold by Von Erickson on Etsy. It does fold into a fully shut position but not enough to accommodate a plump corpse. Well i mean, it coule be like a panini press. Which is also a great idea for a couch.

You will be coffin' up a lot of dough to get this one, $7,000 plus $1,800 for shipping. So thats a total of $8,800 to buy this couch. But hey, two for one deal, you get to be burried in the couch if you're incinerated first, because of the whole panini thing.

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When i say flexible love, you probably think of a few things. The last of which is a couch, but thats exactly what the flexible love chair is made of. This thing is a paper honeycomb structure that can expand from a simple chair to a 12 seat bench. You just have to see the video to understand what i'm talking about here.

It looks like magic, thats flexible love in action. Now i would say that, that guy is a magician, but he doesn't dress like a magician. Anyway, this thing is legitimately amazing. It is a honeycomb structure that could be a chair and then you just magician whip it out, and its a 12 person bench.

It may not seem durable, because it is made from paper, but it actually can hold 260 pounds (120 kg) of weight per seat, and according to the manufacturer, it is the equivalent weight of four grizzly bears. So if you have 5 grizzly bears, one of them is gonna be sitting on the floor. The price of this chair is only between $600 and $960.

I wanna have this thing just so i can invite people over for my magic chair show. You want to take a seat? Wooshh... You wanna take a seat? Wooshh.. You wanna take a seat? Wooooshhhh...

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If you're to woke to define whats a wall and whats a floor, this sofa will help you blur the lines. It is the wall climbing sofa from Korean artist, Lila jang. Check it out, its cute.

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I think this is cool, i would have this in my house because it makes you instantly seem like a really interesting person. Sadly its not for sell, its more of an art piece, but i mean its kind of like the clock bait of couches. Its like, i notice it, but i'm pretty sure if i sat on it, i would be disappointed.

Lila Jang says, "My work represents the midpoint of that constant struggle between reality and the ideal." Which incidentally is the first slogan for Tinder.

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When you see a cluster of cacti, you first thought was probably stay away from it. But thats all about to change, thanks to fashion designer Maurizio Galante, who has created the cerruti baleri cactus sofa, not just a sofa, this is a sofa plus an ottoman with a graphical cactus print.

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This may seem pretty simple to you, its just a cactus printed onto this thing, but on the website where you can actually buy this thing, they go out of their way to reassure you that you can sit on it. All in one paragraph, it says, "While you might think twice about taking a seat at first, this brilliant sofa is actually pretty cushy. Would you believe you can sit on that?"

Listen, its not that hard to understand, i understand the difference between real cactus and cactus print. I understand that that technology exists, but my biggest problem with this thing is that, i dont even think its actually a couch. I've analyzed this thing, and i think its just a bunch of cactus balls.

Its $28,950 and that is the on sale price. I am completely against this thing, not only because its confusing about whether or not you can sit on it, because its just a bunch of cactus balls that cost as much as a vehicle. I am personally offended by this, Maurizio.

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