Funny joke contest nr.7 - Make us laugh and win some SBD 👍
Hi there fellow Steemians!!
Joke contest nr.6
was won by @sixersfeds. Congratulations! Let's try it all again. Here's joke contest nr.7
The prize will be the same as usual since I didn't receive any presents or donations toward the prize-money:
After 7 days this post will generate author-awards: 50% Steemdollars and 50% Steempower. I will transfer all Steemdollars that are generated as author awards to the winner of the contest after pay-out. The more upvotes, the bigger the prize!!!
In other words: ALL AUTHOR REWARDS GENERATED BY THIS POST WILL GO TO THE WINNER😃.
If there are people willing to sponsor this, or any of my following contests by donating prize-money please let me know in the comments. Comedy should be rewarded!
And here are the rules for this weeks contest;
the rules have changed a little, so pay attention!
1.Upvote this post.
2.Post a joke on your own Steemit-page and use #funnyjokecontest as your first tag.
2.Post the link to your joke in the comments below (you'll get curation awards for this)
3.Only one entry per person
4.Your joke in Dutch or English only
5.YOUR JOKE HAS TO BE IN Q&A FORMAT, like this:
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
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A: Because they have big fingers
Resteeming is allowed of course, I mean: who doesn't like a good joke?
Besides, resteeming will probably increase the prize-money😉.
Peace and love!
@bellyrub is coming... That's no joke... lolz...
Join the next #bellyrubchallenge today!
Thanks buddy! Feels good😃
@bellyrub all day long;)
Q. Why do guys die 10 years before their wives?
A. Because they want to!
Nice!😂 But did you read the rules for this contest @emergehealthier?
Even though you didn't completely follow the rules @emergehealthier......you win! The SBD is coming your way😉.
The next funnyjokecontest is up, wanna try again?
https://steemit.com/funnyjokecontest/@marcovanhassel/funnyjokecontest-8-make-us-laugh-and-win-some-sbd
This is so valuable.
Mijn deelname aan Funny joke contest nr.7
Op een doodgewone vrijdagavond, bij een alcohol en drugscontrole op een niet nader benoemde snelweg.
agent ; heeft u iets te melden?
Mark Rutte; enkel loze beloftes
Waarop agent 2 direct meld aan de centrale "wispelturige verdachte, versterking gevraagd"
https://steemit.com/funnyjokecontest/@jackjohanneshemp/deelname-funny-joke-contest-nr-7
Deze keer niet gewonnen @jackjohanneshemp. Nog een keer proberen?
https://steemit.com/funnyjokecontest/@marcovanhassel/funnyjokecontest-8-make-us-laugh-and-win-some-sbd
je kan maar winnen als je deel neemt, met plezier neem ik deel aan je volgende contest, groeten en alvast een mooie avond toegewenst
Zo ist maar net👍. Ik ben benieuwd naar je nieuwe inzending!
Leuke meme @jackjohanneshemp. Had je de regels ook gelezen, die ik voor deze contest had opgesteld?
enkel regel 5 YOUR JOKE HAS TO BE IN Q&A FORMAT, begreep ik niet echt, want in meme is er geen verhaallijn, alvast een mooie dag toegewenst
Q&A betekent Question and Answer. Daarom heb ik er ook een voorbeeld onder gezet 😉.
alvast bedankt voor de informatie, bij deze de blog en de comment aangepast
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My entry
https://steemit.com/funnyjokecontest/@chetanpadliya/funny-joke-contest-nr-7
Thanks for joining again @chetanpadliya 😉
You can't win them all @chetanpadliya. BUT YOU CAN SURE TRY!
https://steemit.com/funnyjokecontest/@marcovanhassel/funnyjokecontest-8-make-us-laugh-and-win-some-sbd
A man approaches a young woman in a shop. he says i can’t find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?
The woman says sure,but do you have any idea where your wife is?
Not a clue he says but whenever I talk to a woman with tits like yours she appears out of f**king nowhere!
What do you think @dirtyharry30....try again?
https://steemit.com/funnyjokecontest/@marcovanhassel/funnyjokecontest-8-make-us-laugh-and-win-some-sbd
I need to read first. 🤣🤣
I'll let you try again @dirtyharry 😂😂😂. But do follow the rules👍.
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