Joke contest nr.6 - Make us laugh => win some SBD
Joke contest nr.5
was won by @chetanpadliya. Congratulations! Now it's time for joke contest nr.6
First the prize......since I'm still a minnow (look at my wallet) and didn't receive any presents or donations toward the prize-money:
After 7 days this post will generate author-awards: 50% Steemdollars and 50% Steempower. I will transfer all Steemdollars that are generated as author awards to the winner of the contest after pay-out. The more upvotes, the bigger the prize!!!
The generated Steempower is mine. I need it to increase my upvote, so I can help my fellow-minnows👍.
If there are people willing to sponsor this, or any of my following contests by donating prize-money please let me know in the comments. Comedy should be rewarded!
Now for the rules:
1.Upvote this post.
2.Tell your best joke in the comments below.
3.Only one entry per person
4.Your joke in Dutch or English only
5.YOUR JOKE HAS TO INVOLVE SOMETHING ON A FARM ( E.G. FARMER, FARM-ANIMALS ETC. )
Resteeming is allowed of course, I mean: who doesn't like a good joke?
Besides, resteeming will probably increase the prize-money😉.
Peace and love!
Farmers wife says that's amazing a bull can have sex three thousand times a year, why can't you do that? The farmer replies the bull doesn't do it with the same old cow every time!
Nice one John 😂😂. Good to see you back👍
You didn't win this one. But you can always try again😃.
https://steemit.com/funnyjokecontest/@marcovanhassel/funny-joke-contest-nr-7-make-us-laugh-and-win-some-sbd
I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog...
It was a shih tzu.. 🤣
Welcome back dude! Nice one😂.
You didn't win this one. But you can always try again😃.
https://steemit.com/funnyjokecontest/@marcovanhassel/funny-joke-contest-nr-7-make-us-laugh-and-win-some-sbd
I like your idea and the overall ideology of spreading the wealth to some newer users. Although it's my second day on here I upvoted your post to hopefully increase visability.
Q:Why does milking stool only have 3 legs?
A:Because the cow has the udder!
My face is literally red, I can't believe I'm actually going to post this...
Whahaha....I like em cheesy😂😂. Welcome @sixersfeds! I hope you like Steemit so far. Thank you for resteeming👍
Congratulations @sixersfeds! You win!
Wanna try again?
https://steemit.com/funnyjokecontest/@marcovanhassel/funny-joke-contest-nr-7-make-us-laugh-and-win-some-sbd
Awesome! Thanks and I'll come up with something for next contest for sure! Appreciate it.
What day do potatoes hate the most?
Fry-day! 🍟
😂😂Nice!!!
You didn't win this one. But you can always try again😃.
https://steemit.com/funnyjokecontest/@marcovanhassel/funny-joke-contest-nr-7-make-us-laugh-and-win-some-sbd
Mine is a little corny.....
Q. Why don't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
A. There are too many ears!
Corny indeed😂🤣. Thanks for the laugh!
You didn't win this one. But you can always try again😃.
https://steemit.com/funnyjokecontest/@marcovanhassel/funny-joke-contest-nr-7-make-us-laugh-and-win-some-sbd
What do you call
an Arab dairy farmer?
A milk sheik.
Good one 😂😂😂. Welcome back and thanks for the laugh!
You didn't win this one. But you can always try again😃.
https://steemit.com/funnyjokecontest/@marcovanhassel/funny-joke-contest-nr-7-make-us-laugh-and-win-some-sbd
Resteemed your article. This article was resteemed because you are part of the New Steemians project. You can learn more about it here: https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@gaman/new-steemians-project-launch
Thank you for resteeming @gaman.
Do you also have a good joke for us perhaps?