Funny - my friends will ditch their wedding for $700 million.

in #funny6 years ago

I came across a funny whatsapp status today. I'd love to share the screenshot with you all.. If you ever get to find yourself in a situation to pick between money and love - which would you go for? Crazy huh? Hahaha.. Even my mind is dumb on what to choose. At my right hand stands my love and at my left hand stands $700 million. Wow.. that's a whole lot of money but at the same time my soul mate is priceless.

If you ever find yourself to pick between any of this shoes, which shoe would you go for? Money or love?


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photocredit: Not mine - screenshot from my whatsapp status


Earlier today I showed few friends of mine on discord this funny screenshot and the response of the guys was to ditch the wedding for the money.

burlarj#8326 - “Contract of course, who wedding epp??? it is because I love her and I don't want her to suffer that will make me go for the contract. Money is love”
clicked (iRish)#7653 - “love comes later money comes first. Money can lead to honey”
Ferrate#3803 - “Money can buy love these days When u have no money... She will leave u”
Donefezy#9588 - “Is like hungry has not kpokpo you before When you have money, bitches will call you honey But when you have no money, bitches will call you monkey”

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Its a tough one, it depends on my current financial status. I'd also.plead with the people offering the contract to see if they can make a compromise

I love the angle of your thoughts.

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