10 Common Lies Guys Tell Their Girlfriends
The funny thing about lying is that we all do it, but none of us want to admit to it. In fact, studies have shown that we start lying from the age of 2-3. Hence I think it can be safe to say that it is something integral to us humans.
While lying is almost always considered to be bad, that might not be the case 100 percent of the time. Sometimes we lie to protect someone or to not hurt someone’s feelings and sometimes we might even lie just for the heck of it!
And then there are little white lies that we tell regularly to our partners. Lying in any relationship can be bad but sometimes you just gotta do it! And if it doesn’t do anybody any harm, then what’s the problem right? Let’s look at some that guys tell their girlfriends all the time.
1. I Love Spending Time With Your Family
When a girl tells her guy that her parents are coming over for dinner or a weekend:
What he thinks: Oh no. Them again. Her dad looks at me like he wants to kill me and feed me to the dogs. And her mom is just plain weird. There goes a weekend that I’ll never get again. Oh the horror. Why me god, why me?
What he says: Oh wow. I love hanging out with your family. Yaayyy!
2. My Phone Was on Silent
When she has been calling him all night but he was busy clubbing with his homies and later calls back.
What he says: Hey, I’m sorry baby. The damn thing was on silent. I didn’t even put it on silent. I was working some extra hours here at the office. I swear!
3. I Like Your Cooking
When the girl cooks something for him and asks, “How was it?”
What he thinks: How was it? Just like everything else. 50 shades of burnt!
What he says: Awesome! You know I love your cooking! :)
4. You Look Good in Everything
Girls often ask guys about their opinion on different dresses. They want to know if they look good in them. It’s a fair question but something that boys have absolutely no interest in. In fact we don’t even notice the million dresses that you own.
What he says: You look gorgeous. You look good in everything, honey.
5. You Are The Most Beautiful Girl On This Planet
During those romantic sessions, you often say nice things to each other. You compliment each other and would say anything in the heat of the moment. Problem is, guys take it a little too far, saying stuff like “You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen”
While that might be true in some instances, but lets get real here. Mostly they are thinking, “You are the most beautiful girl except for Keira Knightley, Olivia Wilde, Nina Dobrev, Emma Watson, Scarlett Johansson and a thousand others.”
6. I Don’t Look At Other Woman
This must be one the most common lies men tell women. But let me tell you something, biology is a bitch. Guys have eyes that like to wander. Blame mother nature for that not us poor creatures who are simply following her rules!
Heck, even the president of the united states doesn’t have that amount of self control. So, who are we in front of the most powerful man on earth…..right?…..right?
7. No, You Don’t Look Fat
Ahh the classic “Do I look fat?” question.
What he thinks: Well, she has gained some weight. So do I tell her the truth? The last time wasn’t fun when I did. Oh shit. She’s looking at me. Quick lie, for the love of god, just lie.
What he says: Of course not dear. You look perfect!
8. Yes, I Noticed Your New Haircut
The problem here is two folds. One, girls can spend $100 on their haircut and literally look the same. Second, we don’t really care about stuff like that. So, when girls ask us about it, we have no option but to lie!
“Yes, your hair looks amazing. Much better than before. It really makes you look even more beautiful. I didn’t think that was even possible!” *facepalm*
9. I’m Almost There
Guys like to do things on their own time. We can be lazy and would rather do things in the last minute. So, when girls call you like 20 times if you are ‘there’, you got to say, “Yes, I’m almost there. Stuck in a traffic jam”, even though you haven’t even started getting ready yet.
Such politics I tell you!
10. I Would Never Lie To You
The lie-ception. Lying about not lying. The ultimate lie. The perfect crime. And guys do it with such fervour. This lie goes against the very human nature of lying.
It’s a scientific fact that we all lie, so how can we even tell our girlfriends that we would ‘never’ lie to them. Girls should call boys out on this one pointing them to a study or two about lying.
There are too many women whom, if you do not tell these lies to, they will make your life miserable.
All of these are in the area that a woman shouldn't ask.
But, ask women do, and usually in a way that there is no good/correct answer.
Such as, "I don't look at other women". Men are designed to look. There's rustling in the brush, is that a tiger? Men look because it is in the biological drive center. Its hard wired. Typically, a man forgets what he has seen within 3 minutes.
Whereas, when a woman is looking, she is sizing up other mating/resourcing opportunities. And so, from a woman's point of view, if you are looking, you are looking to go elsewhere.
So, a woman gets upset at a man, "for looking", because she assumes her point of view. Men don't get upset at a women, "for looking", because he assumes his point of view.
What a nice break down of that point. I couldn't have said it better myself. :)
This is pathetic. People who act like this with their girlfriends or boyfriends have no sense of self-worth and zero respect towards anyone, let alone towards themselves. However this is in no way an excuse to behave like this, so they deserve zero sympathy. This perfectly touches upon what I wrote about last night, as no honorable person in their right mind would ever even consider for a single second betraying a person like this; the very person with whom it is implied you want to spend a large chunk of your life on this planet, if not the entirety of it. But of course, that is not the case in these kinds of relationships, when in said circumstances, people apply zero principle (let alone have any) and intentionally destroy the relationships, damaging both parties so much and so drastically, leaving very little chance that they'll ever have a functioning relationship ever in their lifetime. No, the reason why you would possibly act like this is because you want to put in the least effort for the most fun, i.e. sex, so it is not even a virtue-based relationship, founded on moral principles and mutual empathy, but rather a dirty little arrangement where the standards are so low that you get to behave like this and STILL ejaculate at the end of the day, because that's all these people have going for them: Temporary relief from the misery of their lives with sex as the suppressant. It's repulsive and it is sad.
The title should absolutely not say what "boyfriendS tell...", implying that it's some accepted universal, and even normalizing it. Rather, this post title and its list refers to the self-medicating of people of a dying society using described behaviors, co-dependently ruining their lives using means of inter-personal obliteration in the form of sexual partnership and cum along with habitual, emotional terror. A so called "relationship", absent rigorous self-work and consistent moral principle, is but a dirty little arrangement people falsely call "a relationship" in which standards are completely rejected, often even looked upon as ridiculous or crazy. Said behaviors are even praised as "normal", and sex is an implicit, creepy certainty which needs no longer be earned like in the recent past of some decades ago, for as of today, you can fuck a 100 people and still not ponder over what the fuck is wrong with you.
If even one of these behaviors is practiced in your relationship, get out and work on yourself for a few years before even thinking about approaching the opposite gender again, because all you will be entering into are the same little prostitution-like arrangements, like described above, where all you will ever do is behaving like a cunt, fuck until you bleed, pathetically fight a little bit more, break up, and then continue the exact same cycle again, but with another, morally deprived zombie-like non-individual, where the only difference is they go by a different name, in-delusion pretending there is change.
You would not normalize or joke about the habits of those addicted to heroin, so don't do it in regards to addicts of relationship dysfunction and personal annihilation.
Disgusting.
and yet things like these happen and frankly it is not that big of a deal. There's something called writing for fun which was the intention of this article.
Funny list. I hate the "Does this dress make me look fat?" trap. There should be some regulation that says only super skinny women are allowed to ask that.
Actually, I have very rarely lied to my wife. And I hate it when I do. True story - early in our marriage there was a situation where someone in her family said I was doing something that was quite feasible. When confronted, she believed me because she knew that I wasn't a liar. It mattered and actually ended up strengthening our marriage.
Of course, when you get older you get a lot more blunt! So does she!!
Hehe yeah, that one is a classic.
Of course honesty is the best policy, but little lies like these don't hurt nobody, as they say ;)
Haha, some good, funny truths here!
hehe yeah!!
sad but true, and noted!
well I wasn't going for sad, but anyways, thanks for reading :)
LOL was a figure of speech! found the article amusing and hilarious
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