Funny list. I hate the "Does this dress make me look fat?" trap. There should be some regulation that says only super skinny women are allowed to ask that.

Actually, I have very rarely lied to my wife. And I hate it when I do. True story - early in our marriage there was a situation where someone in her family said I was doing something that was quite feasible. When confronted, she believed me because she knew that I wasn't a liar. It mattered and actually ended up strengthening our marriage.

Of course, when you get older you get a lot more blunt! So does she!!