Steem - Deviously Approved!steemCreated with Sketch.

in #funny8 years ago (edited)

(Message commences)

Ladies and gentlemen!

Greetings...

I, Warrill Bergrotheller of Premium Beers, have been called away from my exotic island in the South Pacific to deliver a message to the pests of this World.

I have looked upon this "Steem" thing that I have been hearing of.

I thought it was just a fad. New "cryptos" come out every day.

I do appreciate its pro-elite & faux-decentralized nature.

So easy to set up accounts and buy a controlling stake.

I'll be asking my assistant, Julie, to wire the funds.

And I'll get our Bangladeshi branch on it...

Account and content generation...

Self-upvoting & up-voting tactically...

Raping the reward pool...

It'll be glorious!

Toodles pests. Will be sybiling you soon!


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And, as an aside, do disregard the link at the bottom of this post. Do not spread it around.

This is the will of Premium Beers - and the global pest population is too great anyway.

(Message ends)


Uh... thank you Warrill...

You may return to your exotic island (and leave us in peace).

Ah... well at least he helped to get my mind off my recently written topic. Maybe it'll restore my writing flow. :c)

If you found this post interesting and would like to share this with your followers and friends then a resteem is always appreciated.

If you have some feedback for me then feel free to share your views in comments. A civil conversation can go a long way.

Sincerely,

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