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Hello. Good afternoon if it's afternoon where you are.
If it's not afternoon, I don't know what to tell you.

Good Morning!

My name is @nonameslefttouse The Writer/Artist Himself. For nearly three months I have been hard at work attempting to recreate the Steemit logo.

SteemitLogoTake3

And I SUCK!

Three!
Simple!
'S' Things!

Not happening!

I promised myself I wouldn't trace!
I've been saying that since day one!
This thing is hard!

I stayed up all night...
AGAIN!

Fuh...

No, I won't swear. I will stay calm.
Pardon me for a minute. I must step outside.

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Bob Saget what the bleep is wrong with me! Bleeping bleep! Bleep this bleeping job already! These people are going to think I'm a dog dam bleeping moron! It's no wonder I bleeping drink and don't have any bleeping friends! I bleeping hate my life! Bleep you life! You can eat my poopoo!

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Okay, I'm Back

Sorry about that. I just had to take the dog outside so he could do his duty. I guess it was a false alarm though...

Dogpoop

Because he already went on the floor!
Bad dog!
Go lay down!

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How in thee actual bleep am I supposed meet a bleeping deadline when I have to be on my dog dam hands and knees wiping up your beep all day! Tomorrow I'm taking you to the pound and trading you in for a bleeping cat! At least they know where to beep. You bumhole! Don't give me that look!

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So As I Was Saying

You'll see my progress and how far I've come along since my last two attempts at this incredibly daunting task. This next image was my second attempt.

Take2
Stupid!

I was getting so close!
As you can clearly see...
I made ONE mistake!

Then it all came crashing down!

Much like this next piece of...

Excuse me for a moment...

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BLEEP!! Beepin BLEEP! It's all beepin Bleeeeep!
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This Was My First Attempt
Takeone
Don't ask!

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Beep!
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In Conclusion

BEEP it! BEEP it right up the BLEEP! Hard!

Rage Quit



All images seen here were produced by me.
"BLEEP!"
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Awww poor bleeping doggy gonna get replaced by a cat, until ya smell the bleeping crap (oops, bleep)..Lol, I can't even keep a straight face while typing this. But the stinking typos I keep fixing (due to my gosh darn keypad missing every other letter I tap), are really getting on my nerves. But that is a story for another day :-) .Now back to your artistic stuff. At least you tried right? They say practice makes perfect.. Thanks for the laugh medicine @nonameslefttouse

If you look through the comment section, you'll see it. I think I've finally figured it out! No more bleeping problems! Practice does make perfect! You should see my stack of thanks for participating awards. Those are a sure indication of progress.

BL*&#ps with lines through them-- those must have been some very bad words.
There's a good 'S' in InSanity that you nailed already, maybe with some photoshop, crop it, and just triple it? It's the wrong color though, that gets complicated.

Exactly! THAT blue, right there, you made that look easy!

Thanks for that-- I have photoshop on an old mac, someone gave it to me so I had to learn all I could just noodling with it. It was always frustrating when I was doing tasks knowing that there was a real way to do things, and then my clunky way of doing the simplest tasks. I do recognize the giant 'pixel' effect, that's reminiscent of some of my attempts at enlarging things!

For that one I took a screenshot of the actual 'S' from your comment, then cropped the screenshot a few times with the cheapest windows program I could find. Then I used MSpaint to blow it up about 1000x. Then I threw those in one of my big boy toys and pretended to be a maniac with a crayon. Started messing with a few layers, then flattened it all. Then I selected and cut a color away which gave it the chopped up appearance, wrote on it like a little kid and DONE.

I remember the clunky days well. Just like riding a bike. I was still quite fast at it.

Rage Quit, ; ) Graphic design is not easy. Have an amazing day and keep trying.

I put the I in quit today...as in

I QUIT!

Just jokes! Thanks for stopping in and enjoying that bit of madness! You have a good day as well.

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Bob saget LOL, nothing is funnier than turets...except to the ones who suffer from it, Apologies for being insensitive turets people! I voted this without opening it yesterday, because yesterday I was so bleeping exhausted I can't believe I managed the post I put up. Head hit pillow and z's commenced, along with some really strange yet exciting dreams. Action movies all night long, unsurprisingly I woke up still tired. And the first thing I saw when I opened steemit is I left the N out of 'known' in my title...many hours with a title that sounded slightly illiterate, maybe I did well because people thought I was foreign in which case my English would be pretty damned good.

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