It's the @nonameslefttouse 1000 Post Party Extravaganza Show!
@nonameslefttouse The Writer/Artist/Entertainer/Dude Himself
Hit It!
So many incredible guests said they were coming.
This is the absolute 'A' list of all lists.
It's This Man!
This Man is happy to be here today.
Well it's certainly good to see you, This Man. Is there anything I can get you, sir?
This Man would like a snack. Got any chips?
Chips? I got all kinds of chips. Take your pick!
This Man would like some of those Hot WTF's.
Coming right up!
Ding Dong!
Ding Dong! I wonder who that could be!
Well what the hell. Someone must have pressed the bell and ran away!
What are you talking about? I'm standing right in front of you!
White Man! I didn't even see you there! Look This Man! White Man came!
This Man says where?
Ha ha ha very funny guys. I'll be in the bathroom.
What the hell was that noise?
Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Let me in! Quick!
Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Let me in! Quick!
WOOOOOO! Good to see you guys! Listen! No time to talk! Hide me! If the cops come, I wasn't here!
Why are your balls glowing!
Just never mind that!! Shit! It's the Fuzz!
Cop Knock! Cop Knock! Cop Knock!
Cop Knock! Cop Knock! Cop Knock! What do I do!
Shhh! Pretend you're not home, idiot!
I can hear you. Open the door. Cop Knock! Cop Knock! Hi there, officer Fuzz. What brings you here today?
Who owns the blue Pinto wrapped around the tree outside?
I just got here. I've never seen that car before.
You just got here... and didn't see this flaming wreck?
That's right. I think I might have heard something though.
I see. What's that on your face, by your nose?
Oh this? We were all eating donuts. Right guys?
Not This Man.
Uh huh. What is that sound coming from the bathroom?
Oh that's just White Man. I think he has the sniffles.
The sniffles huh. Maybe he needs a tissue?
What's This!
It's baby powder!
Ok show's over folks. You're all under arrest!
This Man is not under arrest.
Yes sir, This Man may leave. The rest of you are coming with me!
What! Nooooo! I'm innocent! How can this be happening!
It's okay to cry.
I'm not crying!
I just have something in my... in my... Eye!
This is an action-packed post! More than could be contained in any action video. Or maybe you can fit all these into one single second for the Steemit video project. Or maybe just a large throbbing image of the red guy. 8O
There's more than 1 second of video here. Just realize, once I do feel like going in front of a camera, I have a lot of scripts ready to choose from. I've already considered converting much of what I do on this blog into some sort of ridiculous videos. Soon I'll have enough for a comedy stage show if I start pulling out the one liners and expanding a bit.
...but yeah..this is the best 1000 post post ever. I'm just thinking I probably would have earned a hell of a lot more if just mentioned 1000 posts and talked about how great I am for 2 minutes.
Those videos will be something to see, alright! It would be impossible to fit all this 1000 post celebration into 1 second, for sure! But the video can be longer and they will choose what 1-second piece to use. Here's a recent update.
Awesome, Congrats on your 1000 post! Your a pretty trippy funny man..... but I like it !
Thanks!
I did it!
I tripped and it was funny!
Again!
Your welcome! Be careful when your trippin, I heard that it can be dangerous!
Don't worry! I wear steel toed boots just in case!
Aaaah you must have been a boy scout when you were younger; Always be prepared sounds like your motto!
Aw damn! Did I miss the party???
Congratulations on your 1000th post! :D
You were late, but at least you and your friend found the rest of the... baby powder.
Thanks for coming!
Wow that is A lot of "Baby powder"!!
It was on sale!
O_O
Congratulations on 1000 posts! Time for 1000 more :)
Well, I should be there in no time! I think I've added ten more to the pile from this comment section alone.
Thanks for the kind words and thanks for telling me the opposite of "shut up"!
That song...bahaha! Take a bow, you really may have the coolest blog on steemit. I can't say that with certainty since I haven't been on every blog at steemit, but I have been putting a dent in them. I check you and @therealpaul for new material regularly. Way different styles, but great material on both blogs. therealpaul has one thing on you however- he reads my awesome fucking playground series, even resteemed it, (LOL) good man. Seriously though, awesome stuff.
I really appreciate those kind words and your support. I do work very hard to create something unique for this platform and the users to enjoy.
I follow @therealpaul. Always good stuff there. And don't you worry, I'll get around to reading your stuff as well. I can't resteem yet though. Not until our blogs have more options to keep things organized. I do get out and vote as much as I can though. I'm currently letting the vote charge up though. I got a bit carried away the past few days. I'm almost up to 4000 steem power so I want to be able to give back as much as I can.
Thanks again for your support!
Oh no, I definitely don't expect the resteem, I was just messing around...I am not a serious or sensitive type...I love your blogs, that should probably say it all, hahaha! There is something you can do though, make sure you upvote the 10th openmic contest if you haven't. I did resteem that, I'm promoting the music scene, paving the way for my brother. Later'
You guys just made me look up @therealpaul...
Hope he pays for marketing lol
I see him vote on my stuff from time to time! It's all good.
@breezin And you loved him, didn't you? You're welcome, haha!!
YUP!
INDEED!
Almost licked my screen....!
No need to lie, you can admit you licked it ;)
Rule #1 never admit amything ... not even to flatulance... even if there is only one other person in the lift!
well done
Thank you very much @bullionstackers! It's been awhile since you dropped a comment, I hope all is well with you!
On your tail sheep!
Are you quoting your sheep movie again? You know, I was tempted to watch the whole damn thing...
HAHAHA nope... was reffering to SHEEP!
There is nothing in that movie that served me well!
NOT EVEN THE CLOSING LINE OF THE MOVIE!!
used it after sex once... been single since!
"That'll do, pig. That'll do."
I'd say that's a very versatile ending which could be used for any number of daily events.
Bwa ha ha ha.
Sorry I was late for the party, but maybe you could bring the guys to my 1000th post party which will probably be tomorrow. Are you free?
If these guys showed up at your party, half of your party would leave!
I know right!
I know it was good when I get this picture! Thanks for enjoying that!
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Yeah, it's unfortunate. I've been seeing this message a lot in the past few weeks. Probably time to just pack it in, maybe start sharing links to another person's hard work or just throw up a meme I didn't create but found to be funny. No real point in trying so hard, is there?
Please. Here is an example to aspire to: mushrooms. You are putting way too much effort into this. Just collect the Internet onto the blockchain -- for posterity! ; )
... I was being sarcastic! I did put a lot of effort into this post though... far more than 70 cents worth of my time went into it.
So that's not your updated vision for your blog here? You're sticking with what you like doing rather than chase what's getting the key upvotes? ; )
I want to make the stuff they share, not sell stolen shoes out of the back of a beat up car.
I like that stolen shoes and beatup car analogy. I wonder if that's what's in the back of that blue Pinto, lol.
Empty beer bottles and a 3 month old lost cheeseburger. That's what's in the back of the Pinto.
Woo hoo! 1000 posts here!
Welcome to the club! You're now part of the elite yappers!
Thanks! {pats self on back}