Found My Mama's Dildo #NSFW

in #funny4 years ago

Making money at 15
Bought silver bars til’ the investment went green
Cashed out flat out
Showed mama the money
And she said I’ll keep it safe
Behind lock and key
In a dark box bolted to her closet floor

4 months later
Went to check on the cash
Opened up the dark box
And it smelled like ass
When I went to reach for the money
It didn’t feel like paper
It was rubber instead
God damn

Got my flashlight to investigate
Twelve inch long, 3 inch girth, black dong
Papa ain’t cuttin it
Even with a dick ring
That I found in his desk 3 weeks earlier
Yup... found my mama's dildo
God damn mama
Why does it have to be black

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