I'm A Steem Billionaire! - My Story

in #funny6 years ago

I can't believe it, I'm a freaking overnight billionaire! How did this happen?

Well, like everyone else invested in Steem, I went to bed pretty down last night. Since Steemfest Steem had lost about half of its value and was sitting at $0.38 as I went to bed.

This morning I felt a bit cheerier about life, and so I should have been! It turns out I'm a Steem Billionaire! That's right folks, I'm not just a whale, I'm some kind of giant megladon of a whale!

The overnight Steem price has gone from $0.38 to over $128 million dollars!

$128,649,728.12 to be precise.

AMAZING!


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As you can see from my estimated account value, that price means my 2320.394 Steem is worth a whopping $290,518,057,245.35

In words that is; two hundred and ninety billion, five hundred and eighteen million, fifty seven thousand, two hundred and forty five dollars and thirty five cents!

Time To Buy An Airline

I always fancied myself an airline owner, so I think I'll buy a fleet of aircraft tomorrow, right after my interview with Forbes.

Oh and I need to ring up the Buggati garage, I want a Veyron done out in @cryptogee colours.

Hmmm, maybe I'll buy Google, or Amazon, or both . . .

Rich List

I believe that puts me as the richest man in the world, more than twice that pauper Jeff Bezos ($122 billion), and I'll never be as skint as that hobo Bill Gates ($90 billion).

How do people get by on just millions of dollars?

I just can't relate.

Oh wait, hang on . . .with that Steem price . . .

I think @ned is actually the richest man on earth... let me check

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Ah yes, you see, his million plus Steem means he has more money than has ever been in existence, and is now a multitrillionaire at comfortably over $224 trillion dollars. Around a thousand times my current net worth.

Great.

He literally (and I do mean literally), owns the world now, seeing as there isn't enough money in all the banks in all the countries in the world to pay him. That must mean we all owe him money.

Goddammit!

Man, I was just getting used to being a billionaire, and @ned has to go showing off with his trillions of dollars.

Anyway, off I go to Bittrex to dump a bit of Steem before anyone else catches on and crashes the price back down to $0.40.

LOL! Yeah right, like that's ever going to happen again!

. . .


Oh wait . . . hang on . . .

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Ha Buffet! I can now buy him out quite a few times over, I eat Buffet for breakfast. Or is that the breakfast buffet? I forget now :-)

Cg

OMG... not buy Google...:)))) Just build something new .

Nah! I'm lazy :-)

Cg

ok...ok :))) But not BUY GOOGLE .... it is full of bugs not good :)))

Hmmm, maybe I'll buy Google, or Amazon, or both . . .

Everything you gave him, please ))

LOL! Wonderful job on this post😆.

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@cryptogee,

CRYPT ... Welcome to MY WORLD, Mate.

My Bitcoin stash has started to arrive ... and having an obvious effect. Here's my account ... ON THE FIRST INSTALLMENT.

$16,241,312,306.82

And Crypt ... there's a LOT more coming.

Shit, we're gonna have fun. Be careful about selling off too much too quickly, though. I learned that the hard way.

Anyway, I'm glad to hear you're going Buggati. The whole Lambo thing is getting a bit tired and, I'll admit, a lot of that is my fault. Buggati ... I guess we're growing up, Ol Chap. Maturity ... and a bit of grey hair.

The airline thing is an interesting angle. Personally, I've been thinking about buying a railroad. What can I say ... Old School.

Quill

P.S. For those of you who don't understand what crashed Bitcoin or what has caused the value of your STEEM account to go through the ceiling:

https://steemit.com/steemit/@quillfire/coming-out-of-the-closet-i-am

Ah yes SAt old boy Lambos are so last year. The Veyron will be my run around, and I'm thinking a Zonda or two for the weekends.

I'll send a plane for you tomorrow, it'll fly you direct to Buggati's HQ, just mention my name, they'll be expecting you.

Cg

Had so much fun reading this :)) Well, I had my valet read it to me, of course, as I wouldn't actually tire my eyes, but you know, the thought counts.

Yes, it is so tiresome reading. Right now I'm dictating this to a quaint little man I found on butlers.com, £1000 per hour, really good value!

Anyway, I'm thinking of getting the old Steemfest bowling team together again. I'll send a plane for you in the morning. It'll fly you to Branson's Island, and we'll party like it's 2099!

Cg

butlers.com, you say? I never thought about that, my dear Jives has been in my family for generations...well, we couldn't afford to pay him for several generations, but he was still technically there :))

Jives, don't put that in

Fabulous, darling! I'll have Jives carry me to the plane (as I don't actually wake that early) and I will see you fellas there :) Quick question, is there room on your plane for my Lambo? Because I don't go anywhere without it.

Happy Thanksgiving! :-)

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Very nice indeed

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