Haha! Lol, I was not sure if I should take the consumption of wood seriously or not! One of my close steemit friends have a little food blog going here, its amazing. She actually made me a meal one time and it was to die for! Maybe have a look out for it and try it out on the family! Im sure she would love to hear what Papa-P has to say about her recipes! If you have the time, here is the link! Stay well man!