Nine Things I Have Learned About Social Media

1. There are a lot of dicks on social media, but there are far more unsolicited dick pics floating around out there.

2. On any given day, an average of 126 people will pleasure themselves to your account's avi/profile pic.

3. Eventually, you will come across nude pics of your grandma.

4. If it makes you feel better, it's okay to consider your PornHub account part of your social media portfolio.

5. The day that Twitter provides an 'edit' button, it will usher in the apocalypse.

6. People who continue to hold on to a MySpace account are also ten times more likely to have stacks of 1990s-era phonebooks and People magazines in their home.

7. Social media is a gateway drug to stalking.

8. Apparently, there are millions of people suffering from a disorder which makes them think it's cool to send you inspirational quotes and shit before you have your first cup of coffee in the morning.

9. Eventually, everybody will be involved in at least one Twitter feud with a D-list celebrity.

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