Chronicles of Alan : Bitten by My Grandson?

in #funny7 years ago

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As I have Mentioned Before ( Lots) staying in Florida Park, Our Son, Wayne's House. Shakira , Our Daughter ,has been staying here longer than anyone,

Our Youngest Son,Geils, has a Son Jeremy and a Daughter, Rachel , who are the light of our lives.

Shakira used to stay here with Her Ex Husband, who with the Best Will in the World , I can say the Greatest thing I recall him doing besides organising me an ill-treated Puppy , I named Tolkien, was Leaving!

Shakira has 4 "Children" Charlie and Daisy , Rottweilers and Fat Sid and Sheep cats, and insists that as they are her Children , then, I am their Grandfather , and refers to me as such in front of them!

These Children sleep on Shakira's Bed at night and are pretty well spoiled,

She has been robbed at Gunpoint in this house before.

Charlie and Daisy put on an excellent show at The Pallisade Fence When People Come here , Daisy , I am quite sure is capable of licking you to Death?

Anyhow I had ordered a load of Steel to be Delivered here to put up another Carport , but was not expecting them to arrive at 0800 , and to

make out the Dogs were vicious tried to get them to go to the Back .

The more I shouted the more erratic became there's and My Behaviour ( in a Gown and Pyjamas) I eventually run inside, grab my Torch/tazer and Charlie who has climbed under the truck back first, I stick the Tazer in to get him out. I don't have to tell you the rest ,

None of those Delivery Guy's will ever believe that Charlie does not bite,

Wayne had been in the Shower , ( told me emphatically I should have waited for him)Got the " Grandchildren" inside , they made the Delivery and in their Haste to get away took out the Front Gate with the Truck .

Tetanus shots, Anti-Biotics, Pain Killers , ( which helped with the Rib).and Bandages which had to be changed regularly and kept sticking to the wounds, very sorrowful looking Grandfather!

Charlie did come to me looking very apologetic , and Shakira was very annoyed with me despite My hand swelling to about 3 times it's normal Size!

It is still very uncomfortable to try to shake hands!

So there you go the Tale of My "Grandson", biting me!

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Gorgeous grandson. Sorry your hand hurts, but thank you for sharing your story. Really appreciate the open content!

I loved this

Thank You, for Reading and your comment.

you are welcome I'm always following you and like your content

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thanks in advance

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thank you very much sir
From now I will keep improving my content quality more and more

Ill be taking this advice as well, i just started a week back , i post random stuffs haha sometimes about cryptocurrencies and memes hahaha, gradually improving !

omg your grandson is the dog ! Adorable ! Just saw one of your old posts about the dog!

Long time ago when my doge was still alive he found dead bird in the street..
I tried to take it away.. Didn't work.

Then i became smarter and started to distract his attention so he finally loosened the grip and birdy fell to the ground. And i was ready to try to snatch it from him so he wont get deseases or other bad stuff from it..

That was my mistake.. because when i threw my hand as fast as i can to take dead bird from him... he tried to snatch it from me too.. and instead bit me..

Oh i know it's not the best feeling to have a dog teeth inside your hand :d

There are a lot of much more fun things you can do than have a dog bite you.

Exactly. But well.. what can you do. You want you pet to be healthy and stuff))

Your grandson is so cute and adorable :)

So cute. but if i would be the delivery guy i would also be carefull

Wow ...I luv dis post ....resteemed it ..keep post man ...thumps up

I enjoyed you article, I'm following you. quality! up vote for the grandson especially.

And @awgbibb nice writer u r keep going on

So lovely!

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